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#196783 - 06/12/06 04:10 PM NEWER BALDERDASH
GAY AND DAVID Offline
LATEST POLLING IN TEXAS SHOWS

* Forty-three percent of all TEXANS say that immigration is a
serious problem.


* The other 57 percent said, "No hablan inglés"

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#196784 - 06/12/06 06:02 PM Re: NEWER BALDERDASH
2MILESNORTHOFCUT Offline
We have a big problem even way up here in nj. Hey, Gay and David how have you guys been? smile
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#196785 - 06/13/06 04:12 PM Re: NEWER BALDERDASH
GAY AND DAVID Offline
THE BOX OF CHOCOLATES


For all of us who are married, were married, wishyou were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a box of chocolates:


Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a white bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a box of chocolates. I got it for my husband".

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:


"Good trade."

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#196786 - 06/13/06 04:17 PM Re: NEWER BALDERDASH
GAY AND DAVID Offline
hi mr. northofcut,
we are doing well here in houston, wish i were in san pedro very very badly.
are you in san pedro or north of the great big cut?

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#196787 - 06/13/06 06:31 PM Re: NEWER BALDERDASH
Sir Isaac Newton Offline
you know your a redneck when your jack-o-lantern has more teeth than you do!
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#196788 - 06/13/06 08:08 PM Re: NEWER BALDERDASH
Anonymous
Hey SIN, are you a redneck when you don't know the difference between your and you're? :p

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#196789 - 06/14/06 03:31 PM Re: NEWER BALDERDASH
2MILESNORTHOFCUT Offline
Gay And David, North of the "Great big cut". NJ to be exact. waiting for the next trip down to SP smile
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#196790 - 06/14/06 03:34 PM Re: NEWER BALDERDASH
travelqueen Offline
Awe, good one law! But that would mean over half the board are "rednecks"!...

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#196791 - 06/14/06 03:36 PM Re: NEWER BALDERDASH
Anonymous
Suppose that's a possibility? wink
2miles - when's next time? (keeping an eye out for my boat ride!)

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#196792 - 06/14/06 03:46 PM Re: NEWER BALDERDASH
2MILESNORTHOFCUT Offline
Checking airfare , looking at vacation time left, I dunno. Right now looks like not until the fall but we'll see Ya never know wink
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