Bob, you do have an interesting approach to things!

All above great .bobber your to much love it..
2 miles noth definately on the list..A good one but must offical belize souvenir shop.

Weather nothing short of jail is going to stop crazy taxis when they need to make money.the island will lose a kid killed by a taxi, quicker than any killed by a croc..

I think we need a 4,000 room resort on Corona Steve's swampland. It should be 1,000 ft high (no need to bring a plane in February). A monorail should take me and the other 8,000 folks to the souvenier shops, that way I could avoid the time share and taxi agony. I think a Vegas sized casino in the hotel would be great and also a few more mosquitos would be nice!

Motorcycles and golf cart rental agencies.....parking spaces

Again putting all on the list execpt reapers .To many nights at the fire house waiting for the big one...but the man is funny..

Very funny, Bobber. I use the same approach (sort of) with marketing calls. When they ask to speak with Miss A, I say she's not here. Then they ask to speak to the man of the house, or Mr. A. I respond that she's not here either. They can't wait to get off the phone!

I was going to add what I thought the island really needs, but it probably wouldn't be appropriate... so pretend I wrote something.

I want to jump with the tooth fairy, is that extra Reaper? The day they build a pier for the cruise ships is the time I will find some where else.

Hey Denny!