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#200142 - 08/25/06 07:59 PM Two cows: Socialist or Communist
spots101x Offline
Socialist: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
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#200143 - 08/25/06 08:14 PM Re: Two cows: Socialist or Communist
Bobber Offline
A philosophical question. Where did this socialist and this communist get the cows in the first place? Black market? Hmmmm, time to send them both off for re-education. Hey, maybe some capitalist stole the cow from the guy in the other post that didn't have one, and then sold it on the black market to these guys?
I think the cows should be investigated. this is the second post today on these damn cows.
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#200144 - 08/25/06 08:34 PM Re: Two cows: Socialist or Communist
deacon+ Offline
call the FBI, "Federal Bovine Investigation" laugh

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#200145 - 08/25/06 08:48 PM Re: Two cows: Socialist or Communist
spots101x Offline
Eat more chicken!!!
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#200146 - 08/25/06 09:56 PM Re: Two cows: Socialist or Communist
klcman Offline
or Lobster, the "other" white meat!
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#200147 - 08/25/06 10:23 PM Re: Two cows: Socialist or Communist
Ernie B Offline
I'll drink to that!
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#200148 - 08/28/06 03:14 PM Re: Two cows: Socialist or Communist
spots101x Offline
In answer to your question, Bobber:

Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

then there's

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Pass the vodka, please!
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#200149 - 08/31/06 12:56 PM Re: Two cows: Socialist or Communist
Diane Campbell Offline
France - you have two cows. You want four. You go on strike.

Italy - you have two cows. You can't find them. You break for a long lunch.

Japan - you have two cows. You shrink them to save space, train them to milk themselves and fill little cartons with "cowky-mon" cartoons on them.

Germany - you have two cows. You demand that they give the milk of four. They drop dead.

United States - you have two cows. You trade one for a bull. You sell shares in four bulls.

England - you have two cows. Both are mad.

New Zeeland - you have two cows. The one on the right is looking kind of cute.

Belize - you have two cows. You are Mennonite and actually what to do with them!

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#200150 - 09/07/06 04:12 PM Re: Two cows: Socialist or Communist
spots101x Offline
Love the improvise, DC!
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