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#200561 - 09/11/06 06:58 PM Pretty sure this will be deleted
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
I heard that in Australia The Crocodile man Steve Irwin had a line of Sunscreens,



but when he died they pulled them off the shelves because apparently they offered no protection against harmful rays.......
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There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#200562 - 09/11/06 07:06 PM Re: Pretty sure this will be deleted
Tillie Offline
are you kidding? you should be assamed!

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#200563 - 09/11/06 07:24 PM Re: Pretty sure this will be deleted
MALIBU Offline
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA Ha! haha.

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#200564 - 09/11/06 07:37 PM Re: Pretty sure this will be deleted
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread
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There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#200565 - 09/11/06 07:39 PM Re: Pretty sure this will be deleted
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.
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#200566 - 09/11/06 07:44 PM Re: Pretty sure this will be deleted
MALIBU Offline
Ha! I like the one about the pig! Cute! laugh

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#200567 - 09/11/06 07:45 PM Re: Pretty sure this will be deleted
Tillie Offline
you should write childrens books. Whoopy!!

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#200568 - 09/11/06 07:47 PM Re: Pretty sure this will be deleted
Tillie Offline
are you drunk?

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#200569 - 09/11/06 07:49 PM Re: Pretty sure this will be deleted
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Tillie,Tillie, Tillie gonna have to put you on my ignore list.
Smile & the world smiles with you, cry & you cry alone.
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There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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#200570 - 09/11/06 08:13 PM Re: Pretty sure this will be deleted
Amanda Syme Offline
This is still a family board - try to restrain yourself on "boderline" humour.

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