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#201997 09/29/06 06:48 PM
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I have had quite the week and frankly, I'm glad it's Friday! Still, it wasn't all bad and I laughed so hard in court yesterday I though I'd share:

My client, a 17-year-old young man, had attended a party at which he attempted to impress all the young ladies by telling them he was a first-year law student. He eventually consumed so much alcohol that he became somewhat belligerent when another young man called him on the story. "Allegedly" he threw a couple of punches. The party's hosts promptly called the police and had my client removed from the premises. As fate would have it, his blood alcohol level was unusually high and law enforcement took the young man to the hospital for medical clearance. He became rather violent and had to be restrained in the hospital bed. Budding law student that he was, he immediately began to yell at the top of his lungs, "I know my rights! I demand my Roe v. Wade rights!!"

Everyone in the courtroom agreed it was the first time we'd ever heard of someone being so drunk they wanted an abortion.

#201998 09/29/06 06:51 PM
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is this a joke you got from somewhere? Not funny, rediculous.

#201999 09/29/06 06:53 PM
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eaze up.

#202000 09/29/06 07:08 PM
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Law, I honestly do not know how you can wade through all that BS every day. Have a glass of wine! smile


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#202001 09/29/06 07:24 PM
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For the most part, I LOVE my job. I didn't know how much I missed criminal law until I got back into it.
Still, Margarita in hand as I type! wink

#202002 09/29/06 08:15 PM
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LOL Funny as hell Law! I can see a weekly feature on this! Every Friday a recap!

#202003 09/29/06 09:36 PM
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LOL Law. It has been a long week here too - just stepped in a few minutes ago from a mediation in the Bay Area, which took me almost 3 hours to get home in the traffic. It is time for a shot of Jose Cuervo Negro Medallion, courtesy of Gela. Thanks Gela and cheers to all, its Friday!

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I thought it was hilarious! eek

#202005 09/30/06 05:46 AM
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Great story.


I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.
#202006 09/30/06 07:58 AM
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A very funny story ,to start the weekend off, Tille lighten up..Law where is the trip report and photos..???????????????????????? hiding evidence !! I will hold you in contempt of board.Make it happen..


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