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#203671 - 10/21/06 06:26 PM ANTI-Terrorist, please read
spl Offline
Two more days in paradise! We have a long trip report for you and plenty of photographs.


As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM eastern time all American women are > > > asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
> > > for this anti-terrorist effort.
> > > All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
> > > The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
> > > It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

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#203672 - 10/22/06 12:16 AM Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read
Sun&sand Offline
LOL spl. I would do it, but no one would see me other than my hubby, and it's "old stuff" for him. Wish I could offer more help! eek
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#203673 - 10/23/06 01:57 AM Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read
divingcowgirl Offline
hahahahahahha!! Damn the new laws that have been just signed in by the pres....well, shoot, where's the wax?
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#203674 - 10/23/06 05:37 PM Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read
Gela Offline
spl, I KNOW you wouldn't want me to do this - I'm afraid we'd lose our American men to heart attacks. I'll leave this duty up to those sweet, 20 something cuties.

Thanks for the grins laugh
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#203675 - 10/23/06 06:07 PM Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read
Anonymous
Oh, I dunno, Gela. With the right amount of butter . . . wink

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#203676 - 10/23/06 06:15 PM Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read
Ernie B Offline
And takillya :p
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#203677 - 10/23/06 06:39 PM Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read
PalapaBob Offline
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#203678 - 10/23/06 06:48 PM Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read
Ernie B Offline
HUH???
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#203679 - 10/23/06 06:58 PM Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read
PalapaBob Offline
"As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit
suicide if he does"
These choppers were used in Desert Storm.
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#203680 - 10/23/06 07:04 PM Re: ANTI-Terrorist, please read
sweetjane Offline
silhouettes count???

oh, grow up. you guys know, girls would never do something like that. men are so predictible.

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