Three of my girlfriends and I are all signed up for one fun-filled evening of “speed dating.” While I’m the first to recognize the cheese factor here and I’m, shall we say, skeptical of the chances of actually meeting anyone I’d want to have a real conversation with, the girls and I think, all things considered, it’s gonna be a pretty fun night.

Here’s the catch: We’re supposed to show up with a list of 10 questions to ask. Now an oh-so-helpful :rolleyes: male friend of mine googled speed dating and sent me a list of the google-suggested questions, but I’m looking for something a little more ... ummmm... original, yeah that’s it, original.

So far the only keeper I’ve come up with on my own is:

Do you know how to use a whip?

(I also think it might be helpful to ascertain “When was the last time you thoroughly cleaned your bathroom?”)

My “friend” also told me that my first attendance was too early to ask prospective dates how they feel about pierced nipples, so I’m crossing that one off my list.

So, here’s how you, my trusted board friends, can help me out. Give me some good questions. I wanna leave ‘em scratching their heads!

"Do you have herpes?"

When was the last time you dated your Sister?

No wait, sorry, that's if you live further East than Texas.

If you were stranded on a caye off the coast of Central America, what 3 things could you absolutely not live without?

face cream, fingernail polish, hair spray

that's a good question klc! those kind of q&a will always get someone thinking!

what about asking what kind of body of water they'd be and why... or what kinda cookie they be and why! they can actually tell a lot about a person and sometimes leave them very confussed!

something along the lines of: "If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?"

Fresh water, beer and curry! What's that tell you?

Are you a "the cup is half full, or the cup is half empty" kinda person?

If he's busy looking to see if your cups are half or fully filled . . he might be a keeper.

Oh, and above, I wasn't answering for myself.

how many tattoos do you have ?
do you bruise easily ?
what does the term 'down under' mean to you ?
may I spank you ?
if I asked to pet your monkey, what body part would you offer to me ?
the list is endless...