PB, yes. Although I do believe the correct term is "spanking."

I believe if the two are combined, the possibilities are endless. I will get to the bottom of this. ( no really, honest)

promises, promises ...

Once a politician, always a-I need a vacation.

if I needed help disposing of a body, could I count on you ?

As long as it's not mine.

palapabob - now that's the answer of a true potential soul mate.
one of my very own favorites and one I use often:
can I see 'it' ?

I went to bed an hour ago. I'm clueless.

another fine quality

Law: here are my proposed questions:

1. Do you have a passport?
2. What kind of wine do you like to drink?
3. If the questioned speed dater is good looking, go for: "you know what would look good on you?" LOL.