dog, you know that it is, but that and the perpetual flatulence question seem so personal on a first meeting.

Is it too nosey to inquire whether the person still lives with their mother?

I'd save the really probing questions for each until the end, otherwise you may experience a succession of the longest 6 minute intervals of your life.

good advice, thanks :p

In regards to flatulence is the question "do you?" or "do you mind if I?"

A good opener:

If a man is alone in the woods, and says something without a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

You'll be able to weed out the potential problems with this one.

Do you know what a quief is?
Can I look at your feet? (I'm sure you'll already be checking his hands out)
Define Kinky (and not Freidman)
Do you like the smell of your own farts? Of others?
Do you own a pair of handcuffs? Do you have the key to them?
Can I suck your toes? Do you want to suck mine?
Do you own any farm animals? If so, what kind.
Define "stump-broke".
Do you use a feather or the whole chicken?

Got quief?

- do you have an innie or an outtie?
- how do you feel about doing it in public places?
- do you trim?
- will you talk dirty to me?
- are you opposed to being submissive?
- do you put the toilet seat down?
- what is your favorite lubricant?
and...
- if i date you will you promise to make me your #1 priority above all else no matter what? (go on, laugh guys. i really said this one plus that if the answer wasnt yes i was not interested. now he's marrying me.)
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I, for one, am mighty happy thatI am NOT in that pool to be questioned

How about "Are you rich and have a fatal disease?"
Also, prepare yourself for questions they might ask of you. When in doubt, lie through your teeth (they will do the same).