Portofino Resort- Now with a new BEACH BAR!!
Page 1 of 6 1 2 3 4 5 6 >
Topic Options
#206555 - 11/14/06 11:22 AM Sewer Rats Reception area...
Axeman Offline
Just wanted all you sewer rats to know we will be holding a reception EVERY SUNDAY at B'C's in April. Those of you who feel compelled to share a Belikin and tell your story of whoa..please come.
I'll try to set it up in April when I get there. We would also like to invite ALL Anti's in case they would be interested in Elevating our social melting pot.

Pedro..our Poster child is expected to be a key (Caye) speaker, after I invite him. He may even reveal why he exposed our secret club sign in the news ad.
GlobalBoy is also invited as we need a pinata'.
_________________________
Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...

Top
#206556 - 11/14/06 12:46 PM Re: Sewer Rats Reception area...
sweetjane Offline
(stealing teenah's line) that would be CAYE speaker!

i will be unable to attend in april, but i would be honored to be a absentee member.

Top
#206557 - 11/14/06 02:36 PM Re: Sewer Rats Reception area...
divingcowgirl Offline
Man I'd love to be there, but if I can't, where do I send the sewer rat donation check? I wonder if NYGal got enough rat (mouse) ears for us to wear? Guess we have to give the not-so-secret club sign at the steps?
_________________________
Take the road less traveled

Top
#206558 - 11/14/06 11:19 PM Re: Sewer Rats Reception area...
Axeman Offline
Thanks SJ..I shall edit my post asap :-D

Good idea on the ears...

Sewer Rats Club in a non-profit Org..There Are No Dues Or Fee's...
Of course there are no bennies either..other than being able to wear your Ears with Pride!

Yes, the only requirement for membership is YOU MUST HAVE A MIDDLE FINGER AND BE WILLING TO SHOW IT.
Be aware that joining us may result in being called such names as;
Lowlife
Biker Trash
Pond Scum
Good for nothing
Wanker
Poo Poo Head
Doody Face
Rat Lover
Lower Than Whale Snot
Gutter Girls...
There..for the cowgirl!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
SCUM SUCKING LAWYERS...
WARNING: PICTURES TAKEN DURING MEETINGS MAY BE POSTED IN THE SAN PEDRO TIMES!

Glad you two got the joke...
_________________________
Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...

Top
#206559 - 11/14/06 11:52 PM Re: Sewer Rats Reception area...
divingcowgirl Offline
laugh You forgot..gutter girls, whale s...t, and being lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Followed by, a bunch of expleitives!
Heck, where do I sign up!
I'm not one to miss a joke!
_________________________
Take the road less traveled

Top
#206560 - 11/15/06 12:42 AM Re: Sewer Rats Reception area...
Anonymous
You also omitted "scum-sucking lawyers"

Top
#206561 - 11/15/06 12:44 AM Re: Sewer Rats Reception area...
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
I am scum, I am filth, I am a degenerate.
_________________________
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Top
#206562 - 11/15/06 12:45 AM Re: Sewer Rats Reception area...
klcman Offline
and he never lies
_________________________
_ _ _ _ _ _ _________________ _ _ _ _ _ _
But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

Top
#206563 - 11/15/06 12:46 AM Re: Sewer Rats Reception area...
Anonymous
I am having a difficult time not posting the response which would normally follow such an admission...

Top
#206564 - 11/15/06 12:46 AM Re: Sewer Rats Reception area...
Nova Offline
I submit that the theme song of your less than illustrious club be: U-G-L-Y by Fishbone. laugh
_________________________
It's never too late to have a happy childhood!

Top
Page 1 of 6 1 2 3 4 5 6 >

Links
Click for excellent scuba lessons with Elbert Greer!


Things to do

News
Daily News
Daily Weather

Classified Ads
BelizeNews.com
San Pedro Sun
Ambergris Today
SP Town Council
Channel 7
Channel 5
Amandala
Love FM
The Reporter
Caye Caulker
Chronicles

PLUS TV
TV Newscasts
Radio Stations

Click for our
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites

Event Guides
Event Calendar
Specials & Events
Things to Do
SanPedroScoop
iTravel Belize
Paradise Theater

Blogs
San Pedro Scoop!
Tia Chocolate
Tacogirl
My Beautiful Belize
I-Travel Belize
Belize Adventure
Belize Hub
Romantic Travel
Bound for Belize
Conch Creative
As The Coconuts Drop
More Blogs...
Search thousands of Belizean-only websites
Chaa Creek is an award-winning luxury Belize Resort, rated as one of the worlds best Eco Lodges. We are a pioneer in adventure travel to Belize since 1981!
White Sands Dive Shop - 5 Star PADI Dive Facility - Daily diving, SCUBA instruction and Snorkeling
Caribbean Inspired All Natural Condiments & Spice Blends, Over 100 are Gluten Free!
We manage a variety of homes, apartments, condos and commercial properties here on Ambergris Caye. Our minimum lease on ALL properties is six months.
Conch Shell Inn: All rooms are right on the beach in the heart of San Pedro, so within walking distance to anything and everything!!
Lilí Alphonse has snorkel equipment to fit anyone as well as Marine Park Tickets and flotation devices to assist those not as experienced.
Coastal Xpress offers a daily scheduled ferry run to most resorts, restaurants and private piers on the island of Anbergris Caye. We also offer  private and charter water taxi service.
Mini Chat

Cayo Espanto
Click for Cayo Espanto, and have your own private island
More Links
Click for exciting and adventurous tours of Belize with Katie Valk!
December
S M T W T F S
1 2 3
4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31
Who's Online
1 registered (1 invisible), 43 Guests and 6 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
18,676 Registered Members
44 Forums
64,079 Topics
462,376 Posts

Most users ever online: 1,262 @ 06/10/07 07:16 PM




AmbergrisCaye.com CayeCaulker.org HELP! Visitor Center Goods & Services San Pedro Town
BelizeSearch.com Message Board Lodging Diving Fishing Things to Do History
BelizeNews.com Maps Phonebook Belize Business Directory
BelizeCards.com SanPedroDaily.com Picture of the Day

The opinions and views expressed on this board are the subjective opinions of Ambergris Caye Message Board members
and not of the Ambergris Caye Message Board its affiliates, or its employees.