OK,, just testin the waters here. first time on this board, gotta slide in slow, see how things work around here.

Welcome. You'll find the water's fine.

Welcome Barnacle! Hope you have a sense of humor, you'll need it.

Oh Boy! Now things are gonna get good...

Ditto JZB - and welcome!

Hi Bill, how's beautiful Maya Beach?

allrighty then,,,,
i'll get into things real soon,, kinda busy this mornin. maya beach got some rain!!! bout dam time!

Welcome, Barnacle. Always good to have new people on board. LOVE your pictures on your site. Glad Maya Beach got rain.

my usual haunt has been very boring as of late. thought i would see whats shakin over here.
i believe you will find my sense of humor up to snuff.

Snuff does that!?!
I thought it was alcohol...

Let’s weigh the pros and cons. Getting high on life keeps you clearheaded and doesn’t impair your judgment. I can’t think of any pros.

You all have no idea what you have gotten yourselves in for!!!!! Keep your eyes open and your hand on your wallet when this swabby is around!!!! And his dog Scurvy is even cuter!! And Fuzznuts his cat is the watchman!!!! Killer cat!

Can't wait!!!! Sounds like one of us already!

I'm so clearheaded I can't think.

...at least he didn't post a poll. :rolleyes:

Law, looks like you've got some competition for the wallets

thanks for the welcome folks.
dabunk,, long time no typey.
sunsand,, thanks for the comments on my photos!!

oohh,, you can post polls here???
your wallets are safe for now. i am not very good with these computer thingys so acccess to your money will come later.

in a failed attempt to add my custom avitar, nothing happened. whered i screw it up? i used a shot from photobucket,, added the url,, clicked the button,, nothin?

Post a pic of the dog scurvy. I've got to see this.
Hey, is that him in your avatar? For some reason it didn't show until I posted. It has long been known here in the office that my computer is possessed.

ooops,, never mind,, theres my buddy!

how do i post photos here?

That's the $64,000 question.

thats him,, but I GOT MORE!!

really? no photos here? bummer

Sure you can post photos but Malibu might not be the best person to ask for help

Type this... [img][/img] Then copy and paste the photo url between the centre brackets. The brackets have to be in contact with the url. Have fun!

sorry to be a dolt but,, what if the photos are on my hard drive?

edit: can i use the same photobucket site i used for the avitar?

You've got to upload the photos to web first and photobucket is fine

this is a test of the photo option,,
scurvy was voted "most improved dog". when he washed up on our beach, he was about dead,, no hair{hardly} full of bugs and nasties. about 4 months old. some attention, a trip to the vet, and a good diet and here are the results! been 4 years now. i would say that is a smile. scurvy

thanks for the help!

Perfect! Does he drink regular or stout?
Hon: Marty would MUCH PREFER that you post as Barnacle Bill just did...makes for faster downloads and saves bandwidth....Please!!!

ok,, a little confused,, but i will try that in awhile.

luckily,, the little bastard don't get into my beer!

i nwas wondering about that as we were chastized on the other forum for that same thing!

:p

I've been chastised a few times but never for posting pictures.

<shrug> delete

Great looking dog!

That reminds me, my horse got out of the barn last night, so I need to go lock the door.

Beautiful dog - must love you tons, eh?

...and much better looking than our resident dawg!! (Yep, that's you, dp)

What dog?

Yeah, right, it may look cute, but unlike me, I bet that dog bites its nails, or barks with a lisp, or is a fur-covered kidney that barks.

WHAT DOG ?

Smart looking puppy...cute.

Thanks for your support Chloe.

Oh Dog, I will always support YOU...tehehe

nova scotia!! is that ricky and julians home??

oh,, and yep,, i'm purty fond of the little bastard,, scurvy that is.

Cool photos. I'd say that's a pretty big smile on Scurvy!

Barnicle, yep, da boys live about 45 min from here. Met them a while back - hilarious bunch!

while Scurvy is head of security here.
{anyone know how i could get him a little t-shirt that says security on it?}
Fuzznutts here is his backup man. er, fuzznuttless.
Fuzznutts

I fear no competition; no one holds a wallet like me!

here scurvy is bustin a path for mrs. barnacle through all the hords of people who crowd our beaches everyday.
running interferance

edit; san pedro daily, guess where that footprint is from.

Wow, how can you see the dog through all the crowd? One thing's for sure. It's not South Padre at spring break!

while a squadren of monquitohawks were here on R&R
big grin

this sombitch was hard to get this morning. very shy birds. they eat scurvy's leftover chow. orieol

edit: and fuzz don't help matters none either.

HEY!!! Cute doggie!!! Scurvy looks like a golden retreiver...that is what I have. If I can figure out the pic thing I will post some of mine. The piece of info I was missing was that it has to be uploaded to a website first!

don't feel like the only turd in the toilet there maliboo,, i just got clued into that myself.

turns out, scurvy is actuly a very, VERY rare miniture golden labtriever. they have only been bred in Siene Bight,, during Garifuna daze. he has cousins there, scurvyer and scurvyest.

Welcome aboard Bill & Scurvy. Your quick wit and outstanding photography is refreshing to say the least. So Maya Beach is your hang out. Right On! So Bill, how much does a mini golden labtriever run on the open market? You have a real keeper there. Gorgeous animal - not you, the dog!
Later mon,
Pam

i wasn't on this board an hour and it siezed up.
was it me?

yes

this breed goes for next to nothing, after dark.
tough breed too, so far,, he has been hit by a car, jumped out of the back of my truck{only once}, came home with a syringe stuck in his foot, came home with 38 porkupine spears in his yapper, had his nose chomped into burger by some critter, and yet he still trees the quash and coons!

Allow me to introduce myself. My real name is Carrie. I suggest that you don't give me $hit for posting pictures.

well,, nice to meet you carrie. do you mean i gave you s##t? didn't think so.

Hey Barn....nice to see you here...pssst, they will tie up your tongue if you're not careful of language (but keep up the good humor)

What a refreshing addition
te he he he he

i read in another post that the site owner was doing a planned software update so me or my photo links was not the cause,, if that is what you were implying. so there!

"you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can and will be misqouted and used against you in a future thread."

BIG bold laugh...
:p
darn I thought it was you too

I suppose I should have added a graemlin or two.

Guessing that you're not a Stephen King fan? Carrie was the title character of one of his books. She would telekinetically blow you to smithereens if you crossed her.

Sorry that you feel this is "giving you $hit"
"Hon: Marty would MUCH PREFER that you post as Barnacle Bill just did...makes for faster downloads and saves bandwidth....Please!!!"
I tried to be polite and helpful...but didn't realize how sensitive you are.

Im a little sensitive to some of the language being usede here.

where is the other immissing

<sigh> Another failed attempt at humour on my part. Let's try this...

1. I am asked not to post pictures.
2. I respond appropriately by deleting the picture.
3. The board goes down for maintenance.
4. Barnacle asks if he broke the board.
5. I try to be funny by making a Carrie reference...but didn't make it clear that it was a joke by adding graemlins.
6. Barnacle takes me seriously.
7. I try to explain that I was joking.
8. Jesse takes me seriously.
9. I try to explain that I was joking.
10. There won't be a 10.

Hon, I got it and it was funny! And people post pics on the board all the time, including Marty!

I lied...
10.

Thanks law

I got it, and I'M not very quick...hahaha!

no blood,, no foul. i'm good with it!
and yes,, sorry, i missed the stephen king tie-in.
but gimme a break,, i'm new here!

were you smart where you came from?

Big freakin' laugh out loud, thanks dawg!

looks like the new software took hold. very nice!

Barn...keep the ball rollin'

the ball must be outa bounds,, will someone retrieve it please?

Can't find any balls, but I know mr. nuts pretty well!!

where is the dog??????????/

You still can't find him??????

last check, he was passed out on the deck.

wrong dog