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a local by the name of 'Joe Black', AKA Thomas Garcia. Short, usually in a Cub's hat. Our wedding party purchased some drugs from him. Their stupidity, but we thought they'd all die of heart attacks that night. Found out later this Joe Black is cutting with steroids. He did not deliver a boat trip our last day, took our money. There are plenty of good guys to tour with, don't get stiffed by this midget slime ball con dwarf.
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live and learn - anytime ya gotta pay up front.........beware.
Reputable guides are licensed. Ask to see it!
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People never cease to amaze me!
Buying coke on vacation and then complaining the shit was cut. At least "your friends" got something. I wonder who purported it was stepped on, another dealer perhaps?
Investing money with him for an excursion was another exceptionally wise decision.
Kman is correct, real guides are licensed and the better outfits have invested in a location.
SIN
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what are you saying your buddys, where looking for a honest drug dealer .there are none ,then they hire the same crook as a guide ..what's wrong with this picture ,,, duh.duh ,anybody up there home..but thanks for sharing your story about this bum .. now they learned a lesson on life.. good things are not cheap ,cheap things are not good..go with a real guide ,and go live the dream and enjoy your stay here , go with a licensed company and the juice will be worth the squeeze.and get high on life..
Living The Dream Every Day!
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I can't beleive this post. I have to agree with Pedro on this one (I hate it when I do that). What is your complaint? Stupid can't be helped.
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supposedly the Minister of Tourism advised them to post this :rolleyes:
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New sign at the Phillip Goldson International Airport:
"WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR STUPID PEOPLE."
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Anyway, was the complaint about the drugs being cut or the no-show boat trip?
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Ahhhh! Pacific Northwest land of the LEFT and home of the MORON!
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jessean got just what you deserved!!!!!!!!!!
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Are the 'roid rage bunch left holding their johnsons on the dock financial planners also?????
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this is the most rediculous post! What an idiot, this guy's friends buying drugs first of all. Two, expecting them not to be cut. Three, being so low and rude as to put a POST about him on this board! Let any other stupid people take their OWN risks and learn, and don't post names and harm the safety of people on the island. Also, your TOPIC "BEWARE OF LOCAL TROUBLE!" Damn, you ASKED for your trouble.
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I do believe those were our finacial planners, that have been doing those creative things with our pension plan!
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Now that is amazing! I've heard it all now. I'd only thought so previously.
I'm going to quote "Papashine" in one of his recent posts, which was very well put. It applies here also.....
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The world is chock full of very curious people,no true? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Hee Hee I keep picturing the chick snorting ajax on that Cheech and Chong show
Reality..What a concept!
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Whew, what a relief. I had heard good things about that dealer in the past and was considering referring him to everyone I know going to SP. Another shining example of how helpful this board can be!
As a public service, would those of you who have had exceptional (or even good) experiences and/or transactions with various drug dealers on AC please post reports of those here...and be sure to include your name and your dealer's name, contact information and cuff size so that we can follow up with you?
* I Go Pogo *
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I'll put my recommendation in for Eli Lilly. Sure they like to gouge the heck of their customers; especially the goofy naive ones here in the US. Who cares if they first make their US customers pay taxes to have the drugs developed and then they get their US customers to buy the drugs at higher prices than all other countries. All that matters is that they make some good quality sh*t and never cut it with cheap fillers. So load up!
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My son and I have just read all of the above posts,and have had a great laugh,also reminds me of Cheech and Chong, Thanks.
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Great Laughs. Are you sure this wasn't a joke.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
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Joe just told me business is booming and to thank the chic for the publicity! He just changed his name to Joe "Tony Montana" Black. He claims his stuff will actually add more muscle mass with regular use and if combined with a regular workout routine. SIN
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ChrisW,
I hear ya about the drug companies. I have a daughter who was on human growth hormone for several years....to the tune of about $80K per year. We were excited to find out that more than one company was manufacturing it, but the competition did nothing to bring the price down. They get cha coming and goin' don't they?
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And the answer is?................Quality Asssurance? Tee Hee!
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was re-reading what jessan wrote, and continue thinking- BITCH.
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ya forgot the qualifying adjective see posts 6 & 8
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On a scale from 1 to 10 how would you rate this post as the numero uno silliest complaint about SP ever posted?
Reality..What a concept!
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With ten being the highest? I would rate it a 10!!!! How ridiculous, and if true, how ridiculous!!!
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silly/stupid yet commical!
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That is so FUNNY, I was thinking of writing that. it is a 10!!!!!!!!!! Honestly, the stupidest complaint ever heard.
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Stupid is forever.....10+++
and they vote..
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Oh No! First post for Jessean.
And most probably - Last! Tee Hee
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My english is not very good looking but this hombre is mucho estupido!! Should have used Americano Expresso Card....
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably.
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Wow, when I was last in San Pedro someone cut my sea water with salt, I damn near drown!
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Or you could use "DISCOVER" card Amigo!
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably.
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I have printed this post and taped it to my wall in my office so I always have it. Some american tourists still do make me laugh a lot!!
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Still say this a joke on us.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
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I Belize ya prob correct
and Belize this??: jessean has sent you the following message through Message Board for Ambergris Caye and Belize: --------------------
license # 02166 & DM # 59971. Minister of tourism asked us to put the message on the AC board regarding Joe Black, Thomas Ack Garcia.
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You can reply to this email using this address: "removed by klc"
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...beware of anyone wearing a Cubs hat in public. :rolleyes:
Gone fishing!!
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OK everyone has attacked Jessean, who had no obligation to admit she had some goofy wedding guests, but isn't it possible that this info would help someone who was just looking for a guide? Atlease people know not to hire this Joe Black as a guide, and IMHO that is very worthwhile info, especially for people new to the area. Thank you Jessean for the info.
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ps, not sure if Jessean is a he or she, if a he, sorry for the typo, Jessean.
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On the one hand, the same people that are making fun of this would probably love to be kept up to date on who is selling the cheapest and coldest Belikens and who is watering down the rum drinks. So I dare say that they are being a bit hypocritical... On the other hand, illegal drugs play a major role in violent crimes. With that in mind, people want to discourage drug use on AC every chance they get and that can certainly be understood. Then again on the other hand, the biggest contributing factor to drug related violent crimes is the fact that the drugs are illegal. Legalize them and they become easily available for cheap and most of the violence goes away. So the same people that want to protect themselves from violent drug users and dealers actually created them...go figure. They took one problem (drug abuse) and turned it into two (drug abuse and violence). Not only that but it cost us all alot of money for them to perform that trick. On the other hand, the current reality is that drugs are illegal and that drug users are undesirable especially because of the related crime and violence. So all we can do, without facing up to the fact that making drugs illegal was a huge tactical blunder (and no body likes facing up to mistakes), is to keep on fighting the symptoms. IE keep trying to build walls between the "good" people Beliken drinkers and the "evil" illegal drug users and sellers. But than again maybe I just have too many hands. Note: This post has been edited to remove my erroneous assumptions made in regards to seachange's post. Oh and I added some smileys too...cause they say you can get away with saying anything as long as you are smiling when you say it.
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Gone fishing!!
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Back in the 70s there was a petition calling for the legalization of pot, It was signed by hundreds of thousands of people, but nobody can remember what they did with it!
Reality..What a concept!
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I was not commenting on drugs. I was not accusing anyone of being hypocritical. I was commenting on the need to be aware of a guide who does not show up, and thanking Jessean for sharing that info. I would also point out that Jessean was not the one who bought the drugs. It was some wedding guests. I would hate to feel responsible for all the activities of my wedding guests. Now everyone, please calm down.
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OK so now that we know how you feel about tour guides that don't show up and people getting excited on message boards, tell us how you feel about the threat of the island being overrun by midget slime ball con dwarfs wearing Cubs hats. My investigation into this serious matter has unveiled this picture of them at their secret training camp: My thoughts are that the midgets in Cub's hats that are currently being seen around the island are just the scouts. The real invasion force will come later and will be led by a crack troop of full-sized slime ball con men wearing Cubs hats. As clearly seen in the picture, this threat comes in two distinct sizes. Edit: Oops! Better add some smiles here too.
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Jessean, amigo where are you?
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Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
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*Laugh* Even the dogs are in on the plot!!!
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well, well, well, you leave for a short time & you miss the funniest threads.
call me slow but, jessean, how did you know it was cut with roids? did your group suddenly get very broad muscular nostrils? how did you know that it wasn't ground up dried coconut dust?
enquiring minds want to know!
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"bitch tit" - a side effect of roid abuse, but when mixed with coke, one gets "numb tit".
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Aaagghh....the age old switcharoo!Yeah..yeah dude,you stay right here,give me the cash now and...yeah i'll be right back with your goods!
Or,yeah...I will give you a tour say...tomorrow??Yeah but just give me the $$ now so...I can...get things and supplies organized!LOL!!!
Live and learn.Oh well,as long as it only happens once.It sucks if the first lesson is when you're already "grown up!"
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