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#211584 - 06/21/05 05:39 PM New rules for Bank of Nova Scotia ATM
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1. Drive up to the cash machine;
2. Put down your car window;
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN;
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw;
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt;
6. Put window up;
7. Drive off.

1. Drive up to cash machine;
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine;
3. Set parking brake;
4. Put the window down;
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card;
6. Turn the radio down;
7. Attempt to insert card into machine;
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car;
9. Insert card;
10. Re-insert card the right way up;
11. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page;
12. Enter PIN;
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN;
14. Enter amount of cash required;
15. Check make up in rear view mirror;
16. Retrieve cash and receipt;
17. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside;
18. Place receipt in back of checkbook;
19. Re-check make-up again;
20. Drive forwards 2 feet;
21. Reverse back to cash machine;
22. Retrieve card;
23. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided;
24. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers in line behind you;
25. Restart stalled engine and pull off;
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles;
27. Release Parking Brake.

#211585 - 06/21/05 05:53 PM Re: New rules for Bank of Nova Scotia ATM
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#211586 - 07/06/05 03:38 PM Re: New rules for Bank of Nova Scotia ATM
Hightide Offline
Oh, this post is SO erroneous and absolutely full of bad information. I am totally incensed and insulted.

For the first thing, a Pin would NEVER be written on inside back page of diary. If you knew ANYTHING, you would know it would be written in small address book under "D" (for 'dang, I'm outta cash")

Fixing make-up in rear view mirror? I think not. Make-up was perfect when left the house. Now, checking lip gloss I can understand.

Empty purse to locate wallet? Are you kidding? May not be able to locate kids but the wallet? Sheesh - always at the fingertips.

Backing up to retreive the card? You must be delirous. Drive off without retrieving receipt, okay, I can see that. But without the card? No way.

Your apologies accepted...


#211587 - 07/07/05 09:26 AM Re: New rules for Bank of Nova Scotia ATM
Chachacoconut Offline

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably.

#211588 - 07/07/05 04:07 PM Re: New rules for Bank of Nova Scotia ATM
cambriagal Offline
This is such a busy, frustrating, tedious time at work, I am glad I took time out to ck out BZE, best laugh I've had in a long time. Thanks Jesse


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