One of MTV's latest advertising campaigns is a commercial that says "MTV: We dont play music".

thank goodness...if I want to hear music I don't want to sit on my but on a sofa being lazy watching the TV. Would rather go to a bar, dancing, or concert. Thankful they show a few great and funny shows.

Punk'd was really good the first season. It's not as interesting when they're punking no name celebrities though, which they've been doing lately.

or mtv cribs which was good the first season i guess but i could really not give a s..t anymore about how these rich people live.

if it was you you could

if it was me, and i was rich than i would move to AC and retire but i can't cuz i'm not rich but if i could than i would. it's hard to make it in life on your own these days when your just starting out.

Yogi Berra-esque