Even I had to laugh at this one!
You'd think guys from California would at least know how to spell and write in grammatically correct English wouldn't ya? After all English is their first language, isn't it?
The 'accent' in this post is so thick, you'd think it was...... (anybody's guess, but any English Speaking Country's native!)
Good laugh guys! Try visiting 'Ms. Palm(a) and her five daughters'...thumb, pointer, middle, ring and pinky....for some real action!
Considering your outlook on women, I'm afraid that will always be your best option!