Ok Bobkat,
You've had the first and the last word here....mind if we leave it at that, rather than 'beg for argument'?
Happy staying all, no matter where you choose!
Some like the sun and moon rises, others the sun and moon sets... All get to see the Sea, because after all, it is an island:-)
Some see the reef and the breaking waves, others the calm waters of the bay....
Some like the quiet of the 'wrong side' others don't think Caye Caulker is busy enough no matter where you are on the island...
Just have fun. Spread the wealth. Come back again soon!