I read on WIRED that Hemingway once wrote a story in just six words ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") and is said to have called it his best work.

Here are a few in FIVE words (I didn't write these):

It ended where it started.

It lives! Nobody really cares.

Life as we know it.

Never thought it’d continue offline.

Surprised I could do it.

time machine. I built a

Been there. Done that. Survived.

Been there. Done that. Died.

There is life after love.

Cartoon physics saved my life.



OK, your turn - FIVE words, let's see whatcha got!
Prizes will be awarded!!!!!

What a day. Night, too.

Adam had 'em

scratched ass, browsed board. yawn

had that, got the shot.

I fought authority. Authority won.

life once sucked. no more!

Drank lots, laughed, fell down!

Just another day in paradise!

You gotta be kidding me?

I'm not going to do this.

What a stupid idea, law.

I'd rather watch paint dry.

I've got shopping to do.

Wait, didn't I just...?

Ooo, you're good.