grinLet's see if I understand

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off
while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
Lung cancer,

your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madwoman,

You blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates... okay
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