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#225924 - 01/07/07 07:01 PM Brain Cramps, funny stuff!
Kra-Z-K Offline
BRAIN CRAMPS




(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?


Answer: "I would not live forever, because we shou ld not
live for ever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest .





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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey







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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.







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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward.







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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

&nbs p;








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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas





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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark





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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President





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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."
-- Dan Quayle




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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"
--Lee Iacocca







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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.




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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.







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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery





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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina


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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Feeling smarter yet?

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#225981 - 01/08/07 03:13 PM Re: Brain Cramps, funny stuff! [Re: Kra-Z-K]
NYgal Offline
There are some good ones in there smile

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#225990 - 01/08/07 04:50 PM Re: Brain Cramps, funny stuff! [Re: NYgal]
sweetjane Offline
i thought they were funny

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#226053 - 01/09/07 02:21 AM Re: Brain Cramps, funny stuff! [Re: sweetjane]
klcman Offline
Given the fact that at least two quotes are completely false statements attributed to the person Mariah Carey and Marion Barry), the overall validity must be questioned.

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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

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#226070 - 01/09/07 04:09 AM Re: Brain Cramps, funny stuff! [Re: klcman]
Kra-Z-K Offline
it really doesn't really matter. It's funny.

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#226100 - 01/09/07 08:31 AM Re: Brain Cramps, funny stuff! [Re: Kra-Z-K]
klcman Offline
The comments might be, but not if it's at the expense of an innocent.

What if it were you? Oh wait.........wink
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

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#226102 - 01/09/07 08:35 AM Re: Brain Cramps, funny stuff! [Re: klcman]
Anonymous
klc - go to bed - right now! wink

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#226104 - 01/09/07 09:04 AM Re: Brain Cramps, funny stuff! [Re: ]
seashell Offline
Some of it reminded me of part of the speech your prez made the other day.
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A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?


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#226154 - 01/09/07 05:26 PM Re: Brain Cramps, funny stuff! [Re: seashell]
sweetjane Offline
got these today from an old AC friend:

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers licence.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers licence.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants


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#226179 - 01/09/07 07:20 PM Re: Brain Cramps, funny stuff! [Re: klcman]
Kra-Z-K Offline
Originally Posted By: klcman
The comments might be, but not if it's at the expense of an innocent.

What if it were you? Oh wait.........wink


ah, part of the expense of being famous, their is tons of shit and rumors untrue about starts and most all know that.

Again, was very funny.

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