Sorry, Women only. I'm interested in a Mate. Slightly used ok. High School diploma a plus. Must be able to live in the real world and able to tell the truth. Nice looks, a good sense of humor, and able to mix in any social situations preffered. No Pro's, party girls, psychos, druggies, or heavy drinkers. Must love Belize, Life, and enjoy sharing goals and building a future. OK, this is sounding serious. Started as a joke. A little of both I guess. Serious or theatrical and funny responses accepted. PM me unless you can laugh at yourself.

TL, you are so silly! They come when you least expect it!

I have a few friends feeling the same way you do. I tell them to be happy with what they have, friends and family, the life they're living and rejoice!

She will come!!!

Make sure your cake is fully baked and good icing is more likely to follow.

All good advice. Love the cake analogy.

I would add: " ...and leaves the island on Saturday."

Hey! I said women only. Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa........

What man said they wanted you, SILLY!

Save yourself the trouble and get a good dog...

naw, dogs ya gotta feed em, walk em around, keep em from straying, and ......... oh, I guess I see your point. Nevermind.

:s

Just trying to help you get your game up to speed bro. "Mate" is kinda harsh too.

Hitch

SIN, YOU trying to help TL out with HIS game???? Oh lordy!!! :P

I appreciate it SIN. My game is way stale. Not sure it was that fresh in 1987. I may have to resort to trial and error.

Just let SIN be your guide...

My advice would be to get a decent income,by getting full time employment -then you will have no problem -living off ones parent does not leave much, for your future other half, to look forward to

Don't hate, participate.

I participated and have enjoyed it immensely!! Full participation over here!

Oh no! I'm getting relationship advice from the Master. Where did it all go wrong? Peter, take chill pill. This was meant for people who exchange ideas and information and listen as much as they talk. That being said, Gods not done with either of us yet. Money can be made but harder to earn respect. There are two kinds by the way. One you have to earn and another you should give everyone. Work on that and we'll move on toward an actual conversation perhaps.

Excellent response! Hey wait, trust fund baby? Suddenly that 53 isn't an issue any longer! See you during my next trip down!

<sigh> you're too cute TQ. If only I was one year younger. But alas my cruel fate to be born too late. Shhhhh, I've been trying to avoid the gold diggers. You wanna start a Rush? .......... Hey! Wait a minute........ mmmmmm, nah, not a good idea.

Giggle, snort.... TL - you placed your "Ad" in the Classified Ads - For Sale or Rent section.... You lookin' to be bought outright, or just rented for a while??? (Then again, there's always Rent To Own...)

Is this guy for real?

Lighten up E. The world will not crumble beneath your feet. We're just having fun here. Turn that frown upside down little camper. At ease Soldier !!!

Oops. I was gonna give it away for free. Maybe I can go up for auction on may 5th?

TL, that can be arranged!

You think so? Where would we start the bidding?

You so are going to get a"fatherly hug" when I see you.

Ohhhh, I got all tingly when I wrote that. <cough!!!>

Eewwww. (He must be from Arkansas)

lol

Alright Sugar Daddy! I'll take your hug!

I got it in writting.

He is for real I met him at Wet Willy's, seemed no odder then the rest of the lot (me included) you meet in San Pedro.

Me? I've met TL like 3 times.

Cuidado!!!

Whats he mean by that word?

It's a spanish word. Cuidado....derivative of cuidadapadayada. Possibly some Mayan in there too meaning "you are blessed to have met the awsome dude and should totally move on him before someone else grabs him". ........ It's kind of a loose description and there may be other interpretations. Only the very ancient peoples truly know.

Oh My Goodness...TL, that is too funny.

O that's funny, TL!!! :P

Hahaha Nice try TL - However, the proper interpretation in this case is "Hoochie Boy"!

(and ancient) per above

Hi Sir Issac.

Hey Hayden!