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#236500 - 04/27/07 08:40 PM Joke
Sir Isaac Newton Offline
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders
>using a bowl of lifesavers.

>The children began to say:





>Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them,
>none of the children could identify the taste.

>"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother
>may sometimes call your father."

>One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
>"Oh, my God!! They're a s s-h o l e s!

>Have a great day!!!

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#236505 - 04/27/07 09:24 PM Re: Joke [Re: Sir Isaac Newton]
travelqueen Offline
Nice, SIN! Is that what your kids would say? :P

#236512 - 04/27/07 10:35 PM Re: Joke [Re: travelqueen]
Sir Isaac Newton Offline
Just like what an 80 year old chooses for underwear - IT DEPENDS!
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#236518 - 04/27/07 10:56 PM Re: Joke [Re: Sir Isaac Newton]
travelqueen Offline
If you get your nails done... this is a total travelqueen experience.


#236521 - 04/27/07 11:09 PM Re: Joke [Re: travelqueen]
TrueLover Offline
TQ........ That was awesome. I sent that to several friends. Had a real good laugh. Thanks
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