Chloe, lolol... I believe you will live at least that long! I'm to expire at age 84... even with my excersize & good eating habits.

Elbert, way too funny!! don't you just love Mae West!!

Apparantly, you are getting this message from the grave.....

Please accept my condolences.........

I should already be dead. But who wants to live forever if you can't have fun?

One for St. Patrick's Day!!

An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had
relations with Nookie Green twice last month.'

The priest tells the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Marys.'

Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had relations with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months.'

This time the priest questions, 'Who is Nookie Green?'

'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replies.

'Very well,' sighs the priest. 'Go and say ten Hail Marys.'

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his
sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous redhead woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, 'Is that Nookie Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, 'No, I
think it's just the reflection off her shoes....'

looks like willie nelson!

cute... http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

Very cute, TQ.