One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?..................................


Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

PM me and I'll forward you a copy...

Now, that would be funny !

Are you part of the 5% if your "being good" is not by choice?

Pug, are you sure that email was not addressed to Mrs. Pug?!
LA, I don't know you but think it safe to say that your bad would still place you in the 5%! Some people just are who they are, I mean that in a GOOD way!!

I just figured if the only reason one was not misbehaving was a derth of willing partners, that shouldn't really count as being good!

Good: = Bang Up, Bully (think Teddy Roosevelt) Corking, Cracking, Dandy, Great, Groovy, Keen, Nifty, Not Bad, Peachy, Slap Up, Swell, Smashing, Goodish, Redeeming, Satisfactory, Redeeming, Acceptable, Superb, Solid, Respectable, Best , Better, Favorable, Obedient and of course who could forget Well Behaved.

I see nothing relating to on line titillation?

Define "willing"

KC, PM me and I'll forward you a copy ... of my definition of willing ...

(hint: ropes and chains appear nowhere in my definition)

I have edited this as it really wasn't that funny.

I will try and stay on topic more, and biker less in future!