I have Russian divers coming down and they sent me this amazing translation tool.
I told them I speak perfect Russian but only when I'm underwater
You can click the link and its a fee service.
You might be careful though it seems to translate a little odd, or better said we have odd ways of expressing ourselves that don't translate well.
Have fun with this.
Cмотрите на то, что я нашелhttp://imtranslator.com/default.asp