A man asked the clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?

Would you? Would you?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?
> The clerk replied, "Well, I probably wouldn't!"
> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

That made me laugh out loud.
I wonder about ethic jokes, someone always has to be be on bottom.
I'm sure History has had every group the bunt.
What are you?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, the SPA-SC! I feel honored to be a member. It was not easy! (By the way I still have to come in to the meetings by crawling through the bathroom window in the back.)

Strangely, there's a kiosk outside the Seattle 1st Avenue Home Depot, which sells hot dogs and...

(wait for it)

...polish sausage!

¡ka-ching!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8GtPN4tApQ

Awaketh...the evil umpire .

oooooo shiver at the heart of darkness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDVO1R-7I7Q&feature=related

looks like the same piano