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#251200 - 09/29/07 06:22 PM SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam
ScubaLdy Offline
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't
got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and terrorists
are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in
charge of Immigration.
Take only pictures leave only bubbles

#251207 - 09/29/07 07:58 PM Re: SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam [Re: ScubaLdy]
BrusselSprout Offline
We should all be fitted with electronic tags?

#251208 - 09/29/07 08:22 PM Re: SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam [Re: BrusselSprout]
SimonB Offline
Tattooed bar codes would make George happy, sound familiar.

#251219 - 09/29/07 10:14 PM Re: SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam [Re: SimonB]
Rykat Offline
Tattooed bar maids would make Simon happy! wink

#251227 - 09/30/07 09:18 AM Re: SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam [Re: Rykat]
SimonB Offline
I am quite partial to Kat Von D so you're probably right there.

#251254 - 09/30/07 03:03 PM Re: SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam [Re: SimonB]
ScubaLdy Offline
Hey guys - it's a joke!
Take only pictures leave only bubbles

#251257 - 09/30/07 03:26 PM Re: SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam [Re: ScubaLdy]
seashell Offline
Scubaldy, I think most knew it was a joke. smile

Now they are making some of their own to go with it.
A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

#251276 - 09/30/07 07:19 PM Re: SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam [Re: seashell]
klcman Offline
Simon, you do know your artists) :-) No joke!
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

#251283 - 09/30/07 08:40 PM Re: SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam [Re: klcman]
Otteralum Offline
I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.

#251290 - 09/30/07 09:43 PM Re: SUGGESTED SOLUTION - Uncle Sam [Re: Otteralum]
SimonB Offline
The scary thing is that's how sh.t starts.

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