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#252580 - 10/11/07 07:59 PM HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS  
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely!!

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should alert 5 friends of this issue. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.


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#252588 - 10/11/07 08:31 PM Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: klcman]  
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so, klc, are you trying to tell us that is what you've been up to and why we haven't seen you in these parts?? smile


I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
#252589 - 10/11/07 08:47 PM Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Leah-Ann]  
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Please Dude, do not mention that word in my presense. GEEEZE !


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#252590 - 10/11/07 08:48 PM Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Ernie B]  
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E! you have presents?


I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
#252591 - 10/11/07 08:53 PM Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Leah-Ann]  
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presence mad


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
#252592 - 10/11/07 08:59 PM Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Ernie B]  
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Yeah, you have presence - but presents are more fun! laugh


I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
#252606 - 10/11/07 10:26 PM Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: Leah-Ann]  
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I thought he had packages???


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#252609 - 10/11/07 10:44 PM Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: divingcowgirl]  
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PLEASE HELP. I HAVE THE VIRUS.
BRING ME WINE & BEER ASAP

#252613 - 10/11/07 11:17 PM Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: GAY AND DAVID]  
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Which word E? BEER or WINE?

Beer Lear loading up! Presents/presence/presense for all, now that I found friend #5!


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#257007 - 11/17/07 05:57 AM Re: HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS [Re: klcman]  
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I have attempted to thwart the virus by using B.E.E.R. prior to my infection. It appears to be working. Although, I,m not sure because I am getting drunk!!!

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