Pedro2…I thought you spoke English?

My living will (subject),was written in UPPER CASE, before I “met” Leah Ann, although for this rendition, I used bold, rather than UPPER CASE so as not to offend anyone

And still they complain??????

edit:
sorry pedro2, i may have you and pedro1 mixed up, hence the snide(it is snide, right Leah Ann?) comment!!

a new cowboy hires on at the ranch which is located 50 miles from the nearest town. after settling in, he asks what do you guys do here for,, women?
one fellow ranch hand answers "we use that old nag horse out back".
"well I'm not going to do that" the new cowboy says.
3 weeks pas and he asks again. "your serious, you use that old horse out back?"
"yep,,works well."
"no one laughs at you or nothing?"
"nope."
2 more weeks go by,,"are you sure you won't laugh at me?"
"go ahead, we all do it."
so,, the cowboy is really horny and goes out back and proceeds to 'mount' the old horse.
he soon notices every other ranch hand is gathered around pointing, holding the stomachs and laughing their heads off.
"what the hell,, you said you wouldn't laugh and that you all use the horse?"
"yes,, we do all use the horse. to ride to town where the women are!!"

A cowboy rides to town to pick up his Mail order bride.
He loads her luggage and her into his buck-board.
about a mile out of town the horse pulling the buckboard decides to just stop in the middle of the road.
The cowboy climbs down, steps in front of the horse and Smacks the horse on the nose and say to the horse " That's 1. They continue on. about another mile further the horse stop again. The cowboy climbs down, steps in front of the horse, picks up a large stick and smacks the horse on the head and says to the Horse " That's 2". Another mile or so the horse stops, the cowboys climbs down, steps in front of the horse, says to the horse " That's 3" pulls out his gun and shoots the horse.

The New bride is stunned, she starts laying into the cowboy " What have you done". "We are miles from the ranch". " How are we suppose to get there now that you have shot the horse"


The cowboys steps in front of her and says " Thats 1"

Hey Pugwash, no matter about the snyde comment. But confusing me for P1 - now that IS serious!

hey pedro2,
glad to know we're O.K......the point i was trying to make was that Pedro1 is English, and even though an Arsenal Fan, he seems reasonably intelegent otherwise, and has "english" english as a native language. I don't think i've met you yet, and do not know your heratige, so i would not make a comment that could be taken as a slur, despite what some on this board may have concluded about me!!
(of course, if you went to Eton and Oxford, you should have known better......)

Well, I didn't go to Eton - too noisy with Heathrow close by, even back in the middle ages when I was at school.

Peter a good Avatar might help with the confusion with the other Pedro.
Do you know where to shop for them?
http://www.avatarity.com/
Its free

Maybe you're right, Elbert..... I'll check them out, unless you want to suggest one for me?

Don't tempt me

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and to my friends who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom and in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink
water and be full of shite.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.