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#254963 - 10/31/07 07:04 AM Happy Halloween  
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TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.

Number 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

Number 9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

Number 8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.

Number 7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.

Number 6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone else.

Number 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for 9 months.

Number 4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

Number 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

Number 2. The next day you don't have to call the person that gave it to you.

And the ..Number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex.....

Number 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!

Happy Trick or Treating everyone!


It's never too late to have a happy childhood!
#254964 - 10/31/07 07:11 AM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Nova]  
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yay nuts -- I will use that one today -- thank you!


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#254965 - 10/31/07 07:40 AM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Otteralum]  
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Great just love it...HAPPY, HAPPY FROM THE CAPPY....HAVE A FUN DAY...


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#254970 - 10/31/07 08:10 AM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: captjeff]  
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a whole hour?????? eek


I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?
#254977 - 10/31/07 09:06 AM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Leah-Ann]  
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LOL @ LA!

Happy Halloween everyone! Hope you all get some... candy! laugh


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#254986 - 10/31/07 09:53 AM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: divingcowgirl]  
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LA, LOLOLOL!

Happy Halloween!!

#255001 - 10/31/07 01:09 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: travelqueen]  
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This is in no way meant to disparage the men in my life, whom I love with all my heart to the very end. Happy Halloween smile

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Newfoundlanders are the only people in heaven who want to go home.
#255002 - 10/31/07 01:22 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Hon]  
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That aint funny, Hon laugh


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
#255003 - 10/31/07 01:24 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Hon]  
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That could just as easily be Men Waiting for the Perfect Woman, except that there'd be empty beer cans and dirty clothes on the floor. grin


When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
#255004 - 10/31/07 01:26 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: KC Jayhawk]  
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Amen to that, KC. smile


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