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#254963 - 10/31/07 01:04 PM Happy Halloween
Nova Offline

Number 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

Number 9. Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.

Number 8. The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.

Number 7. You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.

Number 6. The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone else.

Number 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for 9 months.

Number 4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

Number 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

Number 2. The next day you don't have to call the person that gave it to you.

And the ..Number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex.....

Number 1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!

Happy Trick or Treating everyone!
It's never too late to have a happy childhood!

#254964 - 10/31/07 01:11 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Nova]
Otteralum Offline
yay nuts -- I will use that one today -- thank you!
I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.

#254965 - 10/31/07 01:40 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Otteralum]
captjeff Offline
Great just love it...HAPPY, HAPPY FROM THE CAPPY....HAVE A FUN DAY...
Living The Dream Every Day!

#254970 - 10/31/07 02:10 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: captjeff]
Leah-Ann Offline
a whole hour?????? eek
I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?

#254977 - 10/31/07 03:06 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Leah-Ann]
divingcowgirl Offline

Happy Halloween everyone! Hope you all get some... candy! laugh
Take the road less traveled

#254986 - 10/31/07 03:53 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: divingcowgirl]
travelqueen Offline

Happy Halloween!!

#255001 - 10/31/07 07:09 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: travelqueen]
Hon Offline
This is in no way meant to disparage the men in my life, whom I love with all my heart to the very end. Happy Halloween smile

Newfoundlanders are the only people in heaven who want to go home.

#255002 - 10/31/07 07:22 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Hon]
Ernie B Offline
That aint funny, Hon laugh
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

#255003 - 10/31/07 07:24 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: Hon]
KC Jayhawk Offline
That could just as easily be Men Waiting for the Perfect Woman, except that there'd be empty beer cans and dirty clothes on the floor. grin
When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.

#255004 - 10/31/07 07:26 PM Re: Happy Halloween [Re: KC Jayhawk]
Bobber Offline
Amen to that, KC. smile
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt

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