Well kids, Put "Rudoplh the Red Nosed Reindeer" on, gather around the fireplace and get snuggled in with a Bailey's and coffee..it's time to give away some gifts!!!!
Denny Shane-most of us never met you, but many of us care so much for you...good health and a trip to PA for the New Year my friend.
Hon, Seashell and Nova, my "Canuckian Beauties"-some mittens, a snow shovel, a sip of bubbly from the Stanley Cup and a trip to the warmth of San Pedro soon!
Spurs, my Divingcowgirl-A stocking full of manly men with a few more cowboys under the tree!
Marty-"The Man", a season of harmony here in our "neighborhood" and a ride in the plane, you don't have to jump!
Otter-I saw your family in the other post. I can only say, thank goodness your wife is so gorgeous, those cute kids take after her!! You know what you're getting, a present just like mine...a win in the Bowl game, The Buckeyes are CHAMPIONS this time!!!
Bobber-What do you get a guy that has everything? A box of new Cuban Cigars!
Pedro1-The guy has the Prime Minister drink in his bar, how can the reaper top that??? A copy of Dale Carnegie's "How to win friends and influence people" and a shot of Jeager!
Pedro2-I'm getting you a good lawyer on retainer...and many SCUBA divers this February!
DianeCampbell-What do you get a hottie like you, my Calendar Babe! Good health and happiness to you and Bob!
TacoGirl-The one that keeps us informed through her blog, she loves to eat, and stays skinny as can be! I think I'll get you a gift certificate at every stand on "Fast Food Row"...Oh wait...never mind, they are gone. Ok, plenty of exciting stories to take pictures of and tell us about in 2008!
TacoBoy-Dude, TacoBelle beats you to it, you are thin, so a pizza at Pedro's Inn!!
Rykat-The easiest to shop for...Clinton/Obama '08 t-shirt and Obama/Oprah undies!!!!
Elbert-a bunch of bananas, you look to thin in your avatar!
Scubaldy-A Sea full of creatures to explore and some film for your camera, I'll smile wide for you up high!
Wonderwoman-a new bartending job, cuz we miss your, "Hi ,Ya'lls"!
klcman- a second place finish for the "Reaper Cup" because...
Buzzbean-...you're gonna WIN IT ALL!
TimJeffers-Montana man, you're getting fourth because...
immisssing-is gonna shock us all and roll into third!
Twomilesnorth-a shiny new kayak, to get down your road!
GoVikes-my calendar love! A great relationship and no...the Vikings in the Super Bowl won't show!!
CollyK-A wonderful new year, watching over the animals far and near!
Capt. Jeff- The man with it all, even radioactive privates at one time! A new year of "Living the Dream", only bigger and better than every other year! (Do you still have those green wrastl'n tights?)
Ebbe- a Grammy Award mixed right at Mata Grande!
Dan Carey-more semi trucks, dude I have to drive to Los Angeles to get my "One Barrel"!
Islenutt-less "strike teams" to worry about and grandkids abound!
Scuba Do- a poker playing preacher with a lovely wife, my kinda a guy! A fantastic revival and fun filled new year!
Jesse- we still need a "San Pedro Daily" Pulitzer Prize!
Windjammer-oh my love, if I was 15 years younger you would be mine! A great birthday jump with a mid air smooch from yours truly!!!
KC Jayhawk- a pummeling of VT with a bushel of Oranges!!
Leah-Ann-A Starbucks Latte and a speed dating room full of fun!!!
SimonB- A cup win for the Leaf's may be a bit out of reach...how about at least a playoff win over Les Habs!
Billy McGhee-a drunken night full of "tall tales" and some that are true!
TQ-a passport for the little one so we can have some family fun!
JeanH-one of the best! An early retirement for you and Bruce, leave those kids and move to your paradise! (disclaimer, her kids are like 30 or something! reaper usually doesn't advocate leaving kids behind...mostly!)
Amanda Syme-a great new year for you and the wonderful family, and for goodness sake keep the boys away from your cutie pies!!!!! Dinner in February...XXXOOO!!
Chloe-I saved the best for last. I am sending you crates and crates of "Reaper Hugs" because I love you and miss you!!!(allow 4-6 days for delivery)
So that about wraps it up kids! If I missed you I guess you have been naughty, or not "naughty enough!" I wish all of you a MERRY CHRISTMAS and a healthy and Happy New Year!!!!
I'll see many of you in eight short weeks, so rest up and the first round at Pedro's is on ME!!!! In the words of our good pal....
(no animals were harmed during the typing of this post)
(reading this post may cause dizzyness, nausea, leg cramps, uncrontrollable bladder, involuntary bowel movements, eye twiching, etc. if symptoms persist, get on a plane and fly to Ambergris Caye ASAP. Dr. Ernie has the antidote at BC's infirmary.)
Edited by reaper (12/22/07 03:26 PM)