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#261601 - 01/04/08 03:14 PM Please stop me if you've heard this before
Amanda Syme Offline

1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle".

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the sharks stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

16. Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time, when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

17. Leonardo DaVinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time, hence, multi-tasking was invented.

18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!

22. Leonardo DaVinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

27. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!

30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher...

32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it.

#261602 - 01/04/08 03:22 PM Re: Please stop me if you've heard this before [Re: Amanda Syme]
Bobber Offline
#5? Really? Who was her dad?
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt

#261603 - 01/04/08 03:29 PM Re: Please stop me if you've heard this before [Re: Bobber]
KC Jayhawk Offline
Mr. Lucci??? whistle
When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.

#261604 - 01/04/08 03:30 PM Re: Please stop me if you've heard this before [Re: KC Jayhawk]
Bobber Offline
I just wanted to know, like, if he got really really drunk.....
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt

#261609 - 01/04/08 03:42 PM Re: Please stop me if you've heard this before [Re: Bobber]
RMT Offline
Lucci...ummm..I didn't think that sounded right so I looked it up. Jeanette and Victor Lucci who reside in Florida are her parents. For some odd reason this rumor was started.

Bobber...I was going to answer: Rykat ( sorry Ry)

#261610 - 01/04/08 03:45 PM Re: Please stop me if you've heard this before [Re: RMT]
Bobber Offline
I googled Susan and Phyllis, and didn't find any correlation. OK, gang, let's crack #33 next.
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt

#261611 - 01/04/08 03:47 PM Re: Please stop me if you've heard this before [Re: Bobber]
Ernie B Offline
I "smell" a trick question, Bobber
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

#261612 - 01/04/08 03:49 PM Re: Please stop me if you've heard this before [Re: Ernie B]
Dita Offline
Ernie, you are one fart smeller....I mean smart feller!

#261614 - 01/04/08 03:50 PM Re: Please stop me if you've heard this before [Re: Ernie B]
Bobber Offline
I find it hard to believe that anything that will withstand a vacuum, radiation, and so forth, could be damaged by mere "wind". Granted, it may not be pleasant, but damaged?
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt

#261616 - 01/04/08 03:51 PM Re: Please stop me if you've heard this before [Re: Bobber]
azbob Offline
You go first Bopper, we'll stay way away!!!
"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO

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