I am not going to ask.

chuckle. i was afraid to also. I just put it up....

I'm going to google it
hea that sounds obscene also

Well that's a relief!

I've been learning a lot about idioms and such in my dialog with the Russians. It illustrates just how far off our language has drifted from literal meaning when you try and use translation software.
It can be amusing and frustrating at the same time.

whew

Will the winner be crowned King Cornholio?
My Bad.