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#26925 - 09/16/00 02:19 PM At the risk of sounding negative...
Sandshaker Offline
OK....I'm gonna stick my neck out again...as I often do...and usually regret later...LOL

I would like to discuss with all the ladies...young and old, about the dangers of Paradise....LOL

This is really a continuation of the topic about parties and wild times.

When you come to paradise...especially un-escorted by male companionship....you must be very careful who you hook up with.

It's gonna happen....because your in paradise....and the breeze is blowin'.....and the nights are warm and sultry....then some local guy walks up and speaks to you with that soft caribbean music.....your gonna get hooked!

Been there....done that...got lucky and actually found a good one...married him!

But it just as easily could have gone a different way.

This tiny little island is no stranger to STD's (sexually transmitted diseases). They don't come wearing labels, so you won't know who does or doesn't have it.

This island being so small, the numbers here are actually higher than say your avg. small town in the US. Education about AIDS and STD's is not as prevalent here as it is in the states. So Beware!

If you plan on auditioning for the next lead role in "How Stella Got Her Groove Back"...
Be choosey....and use a condom...LOL

They do have GOOD supplies of those here!

OK....that is the end of ISLAND SEX 101....LOL

#26926 - 09/16/00 02:34 PM Re: At the risk of sounding negative...
Rod Allen Offline
OH Christ I have the Firestone STDs on my
Explorer. Where is the nearest recall center?

#26927 - 09/16/00 02:48 PM Re: At the risk of sounding negative...
Sandshaker Offline
LMAO....your TOO funny Rod!

#26928 - 09/16/00 03:09 PM Re: At the risk of sounding negative...
Chloe Offline
Good reporting my daughter, somone needed to give this info, so all can stay safe and healthy. Remember visitors/Lovers come from all over the world bringing STD's to San Pedro. My advice is to bring your Lover with you from home, and you will not be tempted.
Dare To Deviate

#26929 - 09/16/00 03:22 PM Re: At the risk of sounding negative...
Laguna Punta Offline
Way ta go HOT ROD! I'm proud ta know ya. Little Miss Sifting Sands forgot ta mention that the other thing ta watch out for is over-intoxication. Ya can have a nice time, but ya must keep yo head about ya. There is a small bad of "men" on the island whose main source of income is leeching on the tourist women. Same as everywhere. I think its a really good idea to rove around in packs of animals/friends. Safety in numbers, I am told.
Gone fishing!!

#26930 - 09/16/00 03:27 PM Re: At the risk of sounding negative...
Jeez, SS, you sure know how to take the fun out of things! However that 101 course yer talkin' about, I think it could be a healthy addition to our very own Chemistry 205 offering "Distilled Spirits. Proper Usage and Life Altering Combinations". Classes recommence Sunday, October 29th, 3 p.m., at a beachside bar nearest you. Tution is nominal, admission is non-secular, previous experience helpful.

janeinpa can attest to the devotion of the instructional staff and the results. She did not stay for the graduate program, which is a shame. The only minor glitch in the program occured when the "classroom" temporarily was out of certain instructional materials. She can also attest to the level of concern registered, and attention paid until the matter was quickly resolved. (We ran out of Tanqueray).

[This message has been edited by CHOOCHOO (edited 09-16-2000).]

#26931 - 09/16/00 04:26 PM Re: At the risk of sounding negative...
Laguna Punta Offline
That CHOOCHOO always impresses me as man who's got his priorities straight.
Gone fishing!!

#26932 - 09/16/00 05:07 PM Re: At the risk of sounding negative...
Chloe Offline
He sure does: SWMBO, San Pedro, Blue Curacao, Fun, People watching/talking
and Resting. That man knows how to remove all STRESS from his life.
Dare To Deviate

#26933 - 09/16/00 05:20 PM Re: At the risk of sounding negative...
Sandshaker Offline
ChooChoo...you are a trip!...LOL

Yea...things just ain't as fun as in the 60's & 70's.
Ya gotta be careful about brushin' your teeth the wrong way now!


#26934 - 09/17/00 04:34 AM Re: At the risk of sounding negative...
choochoo speaks the truth (and it took them like an hour to get more tanqueray).
we didnt stay cause i played volleyball at paradise villas while f drank at their bar. also stopped in town to pick up some cane juice and juego de pina then catch the water taxi back. all you had to do was stumble home.
ss - i went to high school in the 70's and every thing was free and easy, life was a party. when i'm old like choochoo( hahaha) and my kids are grown maybe i can do it again too!!

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