What's this about? I thought they had laws bout dat.

Bill, you better stop reading Hemmingway and O'Brian and break out your spelling book!

bill, ha ha, we really are soul mates, arent we??

****BUSTED******* (POW, shot the Toilet)

Dat cat at Canabis Restarant looks like his been smoking up da profits. PS. Jane, we're ALL soul mates here, all goofy. Was that some sort of orbited projectile coming from Chloe? WOW, ya got da power, good buddyess!

chloe, stop being such a mom! even my mom never shot the toilet!!
ya know bill, ya cant cook with the stuff, tastes awful!

LOL....Jane...I'll send you my brownie recipe

You can also spice up spaghetti with it!

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Jane, I have alot of on the job training in the Mom department. Removed Son's bedroom door once, and he had to earn it back. That will bring them to the knees quickly.

Way to go, Chloe!!!! Need more Mom's like that to give these kids some sense of morals, respect, and decency.

I'm voting for Chloe!

Also cut his hair with broom. You know in the 70's, he did not want any hair removed, and when it would get too long, I would tell him to get the Broom, WHY, because I am cutting your hair. He sat down, and I cut.

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ss & sk - long long ago, in my younger days (ahem, college)i tried them both, yuk. always had that weird texture! plus, i always thought it wasteful (no pun).
that said, i am moral, decent & respectful; even upstanding...thats the way my mom raised me too. chloe - love the door thing, gotta remember that one in 10 years. aimee would despise that!!

Mom, you are priceless. Wow!!!! I had better watch my behaviour huh?? Never thought you would get after me that much...... Love the door thing. I'm headed home right now and am gonna run this by my husband. He will roll in the floor. My son, 15 going on 25, will faint. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the tip.

Funny story...A friend of mine in college (wild and definately out there) made a birthday cake for her boyfriend. Put blond hash in the white cake mix, and black hash in the chocolate. Swirled the two and made a fancy marble cake. Took it to his apartment to surprise him. Not home. Left. Who shows up unexpectedly to celebrate the guys birthday???? His mom. Guy doesn't know about the cake and serves it to his mother. True story. Aren't you glad you're not him?? Gosh, MOM, what would you have done to THAT guy???
Debbie

ROFLMFAO!!!!

This is easy, I would have told him to get new friends, or I am going to their place and take their doors. OKAY!

Laughing at ALL of you!

Gonna keep my mouth shut now before I get my door taken away!.....LOL

I had a friend that did that to her son one time. She got mad because he always hibernated to his room and locked the door.

So she fixed the door....LOL
The kid fixed himself...LOL

That's the thing about kids when they hit those teenage years....you have to be smarter than they are....and pull drastic stunts to get their attention...LOL
They think you've absolutely gone bonkers...but it works....and they have funny stories to tell when they become REAL adults!

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Yes, the creative stuff does seem to make an impression on teens. My 15 year old already thinks I'm bonkers.. He had a REAL hard time with how I always know when he's done something he shouldn't. Absolutely blows his mind that I alway "KNOW"........
He doesn't realize I've been there, done that........ for now,.....what he doesn't know about me won't hurt him. LOL LOL

Debbie