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#276789 - 04/15/08 12:41 AM Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late.
SimonB Offline
From Careerbuilder.com

1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.

2. Someone stole all my daffodils.

3. I had to go audition for American Idol.

4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.

5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.

6. I wasn't thinking and accidentally went to my old job.

7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

8. The line was too long at Starbucks.

9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.

10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.

#276800 - 04/15/08 01:07 AM Re: Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late. [Re: SimonB]
Otteralum Offline
I've used 4 of these -- guess which ones.
I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.

#276807 - 04/15/08 01:18 AM Re: Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late. [Re: Otteralum]
Nova Offline
Number 4?
It's never too late to have a happy childhood!

#276815 - 04/15/08 01:35 AM Re: Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late. [Re: Nova]
sweetjane Offline
ha ha ha @ nova! i was guessing #3...

i actually WAS late once cuz a presidential motorcade had all roads blocked! Honest!!

#276831 - 04/15/08 06:33 AM Re: Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late. [Re: sweetjane]
divingcowgirl Offline
Otter.. 2,6,7 & 8!!!! How about the best one. I didn't give a rat$ a$$$ about coming in??
Take the road less traveled

#276834 - 04/15/08 07:18 AM Re: Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late. [Re: divingcowgirl]
Leah-Ann Offline
dcg, I believe that's commonly referred to as having an eye problem, as in: "I just can't see hauling my ass to work!" laugh
I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?

#276835 - 04/15/08 07:24 AM Re: Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late. [Re: Leah-Ann]
Inplub Offline
Hey Sorry about the delay my sign in wasn't working forgot my password and well don't need to know about my problems. I can only tell you what some one tells me. Turns out the dog chewed through her internet cord lol. They were blaming coral and it turned out it was the dog. It has been a slow tourist season this year and I know that we got behind in few things and are juggling several bills at once. Everything in the restaurant and upstairs has broken down. The stoves the refridgarators, the air conditioners we had 2 breakins and a 3rd attempt. As soon as they have the rest you will get it and hopefully at the end of the week so please I know you have been patient and just asking for a little more time and you will have the remainder of your money. Thanks I know it is frustrating for you but also for us.

#276875 - 04/15/08 06:34 PM Re: Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late. [Re: Inplub]
travelqueen Offline
I should just cut n' paste my boss's daily emails from her bb. Something different everyday but always relates to her son in some way... hope she doesn't check this message board! Beginning today, I REALLY value my job! lol

#276879 - 04/15/08 07:24 PM Re: Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late. [Re: travelqueen]
reaper Offline
"I was up late watching the Pens kick the crap out of the Sens."

"I was in big chat all nite at AC.com"

"I'm still hung over from San Pedro."

"I fell asleep reading the Pug/LA threads"

#276900 - 04/15/08 10:41 PM Re: Top 10 worst excuses for coming in late. [Re: reaper]
LaurieMar Offline
I am so glad I have a job that I don't have to be to at a certain time, so no excuses are necessary.

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