Didn't I recently read some rant about people who make posts consisting of lilttle more than a link??

You may be referring to a post that said "NOTHING other than a link", but then again accuracy was never your strong point!

There was more to this, which was firstly edited, perhaps due to the names involved, and though re posted, has now been deleted entirely.

I'm curious as to if its the Primate Booger Eating that was offensive, or the fact it was posted in response to "someone’s" questioning which they would prefer to view that or another of my posts! (the question is now also deleted!)

Read this quick, it may not last long!

Yeah, it's a good thing you added "something" to your now-deleted post - it made all the difference!

or when you argue with him - so he deletes it. Rank has its privilege - and in this case you've been denied the privilege to rank!

gee whiz, leave the boogers and delete the peeing? that aint fair

If you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:



On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.



Be very sure you get this brand.



When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.



Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.



Now the fun part begins.



Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '



Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'



HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

I was beginning to get very concerned about you azbob -- so glad your post took a turn for the better

Literally, you can take this job and shove it.

I'm not much of a good joke delivery person, but here goes.
This Belizean and a tourist are sitting next to one another in a restaurant having breakfast.
The Tourist looks over and ask,'What in the world is that your eating?' The Belizean replied,'Beef Tongue and Johnny Cake, We Belizeans have some British heritage even in our diets'.
The tourist looked shocked and said, 'How disgusting, Your eating something that came our of an animals mouth'.
The Belizean leaned over to look in the tourists plate, smiled and then asked ,'What is that your having?'
The Tourist replied... 'Eggs!'.

Elbert - very good - still laughing

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'

Poof! . He was turned into a woman. (S)he checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.