From:

http://sanpedrosun.net/08-253.html

Guest speaker for the evening was Mr. Angel Nuñez who was the principal of SPHS for 32 years, and in his speech, aimed at "arousing the curiosity" of all present, with his take on "pregnancy". He encouraged all present to use the "cycle method" in place of condoms and pills, negating their effectiveness, stating that there is only one day of the month in which a woman can get pregnant. Parents were also asked to encourage their children not to date seriously, and to only allow casual dating.


Ummm, what about STDs?

This is a joke right?

It better be

Interesting, comments most likely attributable to the influence of the Catholic Church. Of course, biologically incorrect. Was there no mention of abstinence?

I have never got pregnant so he must be right

High Five!

you have to actually have sex to get pregnant, peter. (i owed you that).

LA is prob right, it must be a cathololic thing, or otherwise makes no sense at all, in today's world.

with someone other than oneself (I don't owe you but thought you should know )

You must remember Pedro just celebrated another one of his birthdays. His age is trying to catch up with his looks and his actions are trying to catch up with his age. Also at his age now, you never want to waste an erection, even if you are alone.

( i think i hear 'dueling banjos' playing somewhere...)