Tickets!!! Get yur tickets here.... the anual SP running of the bull$hit.....

My money is on KLC

OTTER!! We need t-shirts for this epic event!

The plague would only improve your appearance and personality

I'm still volunteering to be referee and I am bribable with ice cold Belikin’s!

azbob, having never viewed this epic event, you are missing the point. we don't want a referee - there are no rules!!!!!

(we are, however, always in the market for a golf cart driver who can miss the majority of the potholes instead of heading straight for them! )

Thanks (I think), for your vote of confidence, DCG, however misguided it may be. There exists not a soul who could look him/herself in the mirror and acknowledge your idea to have merit. For it is well known that there is indeed no one on the face of the earth, living or dead, past or present, who could lay claim to the the title held by the esteemed old geezer from TX ( No,not the recently relocated pugilist). What is really sad is that now it appears that his senility is also part of the equation.


(LA, you really should get some help with event recollection techniques )

I will admit, like everything else, they've been bounced around a bit!

please tell me we won't be on a golfcart next month

Only if you and your guys want to chase little white balls around a big open green space

LOL! LA, I THINK I did see a few golf carts running around there.

In an effort to validate my sanity, I submit the following as evidence:
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If this doesnt convince you, maybe you need help.

Now you're going political, E! Empty promises/statements? Omissions? Ya posted to wrong thread.