i suspect if that's the case, ry, and you keep trying to mute her, the rest of the buttons will be completely useless to you for eternity.

LA - thanks, girl...you and me both!

haven't bothered with the 'sex' or 'remove clothes' button yet but find the red one works just fine!

i dislocated my index finger hitting the 'BEER' button before Mrs. Barn calmly glanced over and informed me the damn thing needed battery's!

she is obviously a saint amongst women, barn!

Jesus, dont tell me their making women saints now!

Ry! I think your wife was the original one.

Now wait a minute, Rhonda. I think Joan of Arc was a couple years ahead of her.
(Good thing she doesnt know where the ON switch is for the computer).

SEE: THE HUSBAND STORE
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