You, mr. not-really-all-that-serious, appear to be confused by a great many things. My point, broken down into the very most simple terms I can manage, is that when speaking about beliefs and practices, you cannot begin any sentence with "most women" and expect that it will be accurate.

I'd tutor you on the concept of double negatives, but fear it would only confuse you further - either due to my inability to avoid sarcasm or your inability to apply logic.

2aggies, check my profile and you'll note I'm the first to admit that I am a smartass. I'm pretty used to teasing around here and to being teased back. most of the time we all see it for what it is - but every once in a while one of us takes offense or gets our feelings hurt. If that's how my smartass comment affected you, please accept my apology, because I certainly didn't mean anything beyond teasing by it.

JC, slow down willya!

"most women" is a double negative? OK Ill buy that

LA - It takes more than that to offend me. Smiles everyone. I have checked your profile and would look to apply for a Texas based franchise. I have been reading these threads awhile and only felt the need to jump in. No offense taken and thank you for your kind reply.

elephant skin coat needed when dueling with LA

lol 2aggies, Look around - you'll see I don't hold the franchise! Join the club!

ry, please tell me that was not a comment on my fashion sense! :P

If he'd said Elephant proof, I'd have stuck up for you

you've adapted, pug -

You may want to point out to 2aggies that you'll only apologize until you get to know him better, and from then on its an a*s-kicking all the way