hey wait, dogs dont scratch their..........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

They can come live with me?! Tons of cash and a good CONSERVATIVE upbringing. heh,heh!
I know, my 10 and 12 year old grandkids were awake all night worrying about that 9 trillion dollars. What's a grandparent to do.

My son IS a conservative! What's your address? On another note I just weighed some cash....now you can verify this on Factcheck or whatever. A pound of cash is $26,000, plus or minus. A ton is 2200 pounds so 2200 x 26k = $57,200,000.00....and you say you have "tons".... What's your address?

Hey rykat!

Obama/Biden AND look who's coming to DC next!!!!!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26631749

Thats the trouble with Assumptions!

Rykat keeps his money in Quarters....you do the math

Oh, I forgot, you are a Liberal, so someone needs to do it for you

1 qtr= 5.67 grams and 1 ton (short ton not tonne)=907,184 grams

So 1 ton is $39,999.25 or rounded to $40,000?

Hell, I'll write you a check for that right now, before O taxes it away from me!

hey reaper,
[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRV5Y1JCGRI[/video]

This pig dont need no lipstick! heh, heh, heh!

Its nickels, pug, how much do I got now?
(dont need no and do I got to emphasize redneck upbringing)

I say ton (metric) you say short ton.

I weigh $100 bills, you weigh quarters!

When will the left and right ever agree on anything!

Come on Rykat, he don't eat much and it would be like talking to a mirror!

P.S. He voted for Bush TWICE!

You say ton, I hear ton

You meant tonne.....I forgot to allow for liberal spin

i.e. 1 troy ounce = 31.103481 grams but a troy ounce/ton using a conversion of 31.103481 gives you only GRAMS PER SHORT TON. To complete the metric conversion you must also convert short tons to tonnes using the conversion factor 0.9071. So: 31.103481 grams per ton 0.9071 = 34.2857 grams per tonne.

Wonderful! LOL

BTW: they forgot to ask Joe Baby how he takes it, straight up or on the rocks?