OK you old-timers, (figuratively speaking, of course
), I found it. However before I link it, please note that the first few posts, as well as the last few, rehash some things best left behind. The middle two-thirds is pretty hilarious.
Make all the comments regarding the middle section that you like, but if the comments stray to the "other" issues raised, POOF!http://ambergriscaye.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/116018/1.html