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#308800 - 11/04/08 04:13 PM Old Belize
Marty Offline
You know Paslow Building
You have to cross swing bridge before it swings at 5:30
You buy a pack of bread every day
Your get your free calendar from the grocery store
You know Georgie August meat market
You used to get your bun from Sonny and Tan
You eat either kraft cheese and bread, fry cake and beans
or Johnny cake and fry fish for tea
You chew up your chicken bone
Your neighborhood grocery store used to give you credit and
mark it on paper or in a book
You feed your dog with table scraps
You eat fish on good friday
You know Catto rules the canal
You go to the cayes on Holy Thursday
You listen to cross country bicycle race on Holy Saturday
You know it will rain when the Harriers (roaches) start
flying around
You burned fish (mosquito coils) for flies
You argue which meat pie is better Gunns or Darios
You know Gunns sells the best tamales and panades
You get new clothes for Easter Sunday
You Get Box from States and keep enhaling the box to smell
'states smell'
You eat apple and grapes around Christmas time
You go to Brodies to see the electronic Santa waving in the
show window
You pull out your old sweater when Joe North(Christmas
drizzle) arrives
You only get toys for Christmas
There are always three glass salad bowls among your wedding
presents
Your birthday presents included a wash cloth and a cake of
soap
You know where Shubbu got shot (butt)
You know Mass Man (bucket covered his face)
You Know they say that George Price and Seffe da batty man,
You know Rudy Cabral and Shirley were Belize first queens
(transvestite)
You know Bialzibug and Chicky Chick
You know Tablada
You try to ride Ramsey Mule & Cart
You buy Craboo at Bridge Foot
You know Simon Quan only wear bilgy T-shirts and rides a
bike, You know Augusto Quan's kids were security guards,
on the ladder in the store
Every oriental person is a chiney
You listened to Doctor Paul or chechie
You got a birthday request on Radio Belize
You listened to Saturday night top 10 on Radio Belize or
childrens corner before school
You wait up to hear boledo play at 9'o'clock at
night and lottery on Sunday
You walk home for lunch, if you did not get a piece of pig
tail in your beans you felt cheated
You Goal in Life is to go to SAM
You good shoe is your Sunday pair
You went to the faucet to get bath water
You bathe with a dipper, brush your teeth at the back step
and wash your face in a basin
You peed in a white bucket
You know the scent of a canal anywhere
You wade through high tide when it rains hard
You have used Lifebuoy or Lux soap before
You use cuticura powder to dust your chest after a bath
Your first tooth paste was colgate
Sometimes you cleaned your butt with hard paper
Your Grandmother had a Glass Scrubbing Board and wooden
clothes pin
Your Grandmother shopping cart is a big hand bag
The 'bouy' was the star of the show
You washed your clothes in a bath pan and used Soap Powder,
You used Yodora or mum (deodorant)
You fresen up with Limacol, Bay rum or dettol
You varnish your furniture, get new linoleum and curtains
for Christmas
You use Batty Bus to get to Chetumal or Merida
You dance behind Lord Raburn band in the parade
You only eat turkey for Christmas or New Year
Every sunday you eat Rice & Beans, chicken & salad
You eat Megan smokey Rice & Beans after dance
You eat McClarens hops & Pies at break time
You know Malick eye drop in the ice cream
You know cashew wine or seed come from Boom or Crooked tree
You know scissors Wednesday is sewing factory pay day
You drink chevans lemonade before coke came to town
You just had to have an ideal, greasy greasy, honey bun or
a wangla
You went to big hospi tal once in your life
You had a romantic walk at the Fort (Baron Bliss grave)
You bathe at barracks or hanger
You went to birds isle at least once
You know the weed smoking bad boys hang out a Yabrough
bridge or Majestic Alley
You know Jane Usher is queen of credit union
You purge with castor oil, worm oil or serossie before
school opens
Your school supply were two exercise book and a pen
You had to dodge your friends to empty the bucket in canal
,If you read all this and agree with at least five you are
either a Kruffy, Kerub, Panya, Koolie, Wiika, Engin or half
Limey, no buts or maybe.

You are a true Born Belizean, All a-wi da wan -----Sub
Ombre Floreo
Don't be flakey.

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#412992 - 08/02/11 01:00 AM Re: Old Belize [Re: Marty]
Marty Offline
u know yuh dah belizean wen :

1.. You go to a wedding or some gathering and you are the first to get a >>plate to go
...2.. Refer to Breakfast as tea, Lunch as dinna, supper as tea
3.. You consistently refer to cereal as "kaan flakes", even if da rice >>crispies or something weh dah no corn flakes at all>>>>
4.. You grew up scared of something called "tata duente or Ixtabai"
5.. Dinner usually consist of rice, beans and some>>other type of meat
6.. Your "neighbor" wife just beeat the crap outta he
7.. You speak fluent spanglish
8.. You were raised on Grace Products
9.. You use your nose or lip to point to something
10.. You drop food on the floor, pick it up, eat it and seh "weh no kill >>you fatten you" or "fresh drap">>>>
11.. People tell you stop screaming when you really just talking
12.. You know when mammy sneaking up on you cause you hear the clack clack >>from she slippas>>>>
13.. You Ma yells at the top of her lungs for you when you right in the >>next room
14.. You can dance punta, rockaz or salsa without music
15.. You ina a two passenger car with over seven people and someone shouting "we still gat space"
16.. You have mo than an average "back side"
17.. You say things like "mada fella",>>"buck you lata", "you check"
18.. You waste money pan liquor, u stash, boledo or yu hair
9.. You meet someone familiar who just come from the States and you seh >>"Yu don come back?"
20.. You run to a house on fire
21.. When you go to San Pedro, Caye Caulker and refer to all those places >>as "gwien da Caye"
22.. Going down town is know as "a gwien outa town"
23.. You have heard the Chinese phrase "ketchup-peppa"
24.. You say you will reach 7:00 and actually reach 8:00 o'clock
25.. Refer to you significant other as "my bwoy" or "my gial"
26.. Refer to an attractive woman as "dat ting"
27.. You get your hair done for funeral
28.. There are more drunken adults at your kids birthday party
29.. ONLY in Belize is drinking a favorite pastime - from>>birth (Baptism) till death (Wake).

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