Sucking up real Spam..the kind from a can...the kind that is the No1 food of Hawaii.
What a treat!!!

Going out on a limb here....you might be from Hawaii!

As a kid we had fried Spam on toast, loved it then. Made in Minnesota and Nebraska. Fed a lot of troops back in the day I am told.
The things that bring us joy, enjoy Jesse.

Jesse's version of Pedro's wall of fame:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/56256773_2050d0ebc1.jpg?v=0

Yes, but isn't SPAM an acronym for... Oh, nevermind....

jesse,
in Micronesia SPAM is still popular, as well as the competition from Australia-Ox and Palm.

Dan

Isn't this the Ambergriscaye.com main message area?

For those people that don't know what SPAM is made from, it's made from SPIGS.

used to be it only listed 2 ingredients,, spiced ham.
the little cans of wieners on the shelves around here, the one with the likeness of beaver cleaver,, actually list in their ingredients, SPLEEN!

SPAM-Stop Pornography and Abusive Marketing Act.
Lex 8256: Law in Cyberspace

This product came out in 1937...

And there are thousands of recipes that feature spam. We ate many in the aftermath of hurricane Keith.

Remember when all we got here was Tulip brand faux spam? Yecchhhh...

Hawaiian soul food
http://www.viamagazine.com/top_stories/articles/hawaiian_food05.asp

jessie, you are right:
"On a per capita basis, Hawaii, Alaska, Arkansas, Texas and Alabama are the heaviest consumers of SPAM® in the U.S., with Hawaii being the leader."

Getting expensive:
" The average retail price of a 12-ounce can of SPAM® is USD $2.64." equals USD $3.52/lb

Have you tried any of these:
SPAM® Lite
SPAM® Less Sodium
SPAM® Hot & Spicy
SPAM® Hickory Smoke Flavored
SPAM® Oven Roasted Turkey
SPAM® with Bacon
SPAM® with Cheese
SPAM® with Honey
SPAM® Single Classic
SPAM® Single Lite

SPAM is GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!

SPAM, just another kind of delicious SMEET*!



*anybody ever see Waterworld?

SPAMerick anyone?

A vegan from southern Belize
Held the notion that SPAM grew on trees.
But her dish was not eaten;
Her guests started to threaten
That they would shoot more than the breeze!

SPAMku

Ears, snouts, and innards,
A homogenous mass
Pass another slice

38 days without power after Iris,, we lived on spam as well!
i never thought it would happen but Mrs. Barn even likes it now(?)

SPAM® with Cheese this one is good.

I've never ever had it... now I'm intrigued!

Its the snouts that give it that special taste & texture.

pure pork
http://www.friends-partners.org/partners/ppalms/catalog/food/cannedmeat/spamlunch.html

fry it

snouts? sure it's not the lips - complete with lipstick?

it's the commercial version of scrapple - sometimes it's best not to know what's in there.

Use yer imagination...

Hawaii is the only place in the world where someone will offer you a plate lunch of "Spam Sushi" with a smile that is genuine and devoid of all sarcasm

i cannot believe that this is the hottest thread going today

is this the best we can do???

Pork Bellies Soar After Unexpected Demand
The near-August and October live hog futures closed with limit gains of 1.5 cents a pound, with the deferred contracts posting somewhat smaller advances.

I think a truce has been signed....should last about 2 days!

PUG! Starting to worry about you - eerily quiet around here this morning!

post election blues ?

It's a good move from the political spam over the past few months and SPAMlicious.

SPAM-A-LOT!

My buddies and I are Team Spamalot in the American Royal BBQ contest each year (sponsored by Hormel). Ni, ni, ni!!

Do you bring shrubbery??

Of course, and we smell of elderberries!!

And we fart in your general direction! LMAO!

i believe that is A shrubbery.

Yeah, political posts are gone! We are finally back to silliness and corrections!

HALLELUJAH!!!

Well, just remember: you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOlLjBwBMUE&feature=related[/video]

The Dirty Hungarian Phrase book is available from Her Majesty's Stationery Office, price - a kiss on the bum.

ALBATROSS!!

What a scream, Hon!

We saw Spamalot in London this summer at the Palace Theatre. We laughed until we cried and near wet our pants.

Totally understandable Nuts

I'm dating myself. I saw the Holy Grail at the show completely messed up on...well, you know what people messed themselves up with in 1975. We laughed so much that we missed most of the movie and had to go see it twice more to get the whole thing

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

What with all the violence inherent in the system you'd think someone would have repressed you already...

Well I tried hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society, but that apparently no longer works

Bring out your dead . .bring out your dead!! But I'm not dead yet!!

ah well . . .

on the off chance anyone wants to read whatever parts didn't get printed here: http://www.textfiles.com/media/SCRIPTS/grail

well they can't take you like that, it's against regulations!

I'm feeling better!

It's just a flesh wound!!

No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

But it's got sharp, pointy teeth!

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

you guys are hurting my li'l brain...can you please finish quoting one sketch verbatim before moving on to another?

african or european?

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??

Not at all. They could be carried.

From spam to sperm...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

Can't help you with that comparison

Four is right out!

seashell,
you got that right on the first guess! Go to the head of the class.

Dan

Viva la Spam !

and now for something completely different

you know, i didn't expect the spanish inquisition...

how about the spamish inquisition?

Jesse, I couldn't believe my eyes looking at that picture. Is it 'really' sushi made with SPAM? Amazing what people come up with.

something decidedly wrong with this...

Spam Sushi! Yuuummmm....

treif (Yiddish for Spam: טרײף )
Archaeologists have yet to decipher the text, but initial interpretation indicates it formed part of a letter and contains the roots of the words "judge," "slave," ,"king, and "Spam" according to the university. That may indicate it was a legal text, which archaeologists say would provide insights into Hebrew law, society, and beliefs.

how did nobody get that????

We got it Janie - just a bit more Monty we all know and love.

After all NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Their chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... their two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... their three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Ok, their four weapons....

I thought spamish inquisition was kinda funny