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#310511 - 11/13/08 10:37 PM Cursing at Work
shuffles Offline
Subject: Cursing at Work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "Try Saying" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1. Try saying: I think you could use more training.
Instead of: You don't know what the f---you are doing.

2. Try saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead of: She's a f---ing b--ch.

3. Try saying: Perhaps I can work late.
Instead of: And when the f---do you expect me to do this?

4. Try saying: I'm certain it is feasible.
Instead of: No f---ing way.

5. Try saying: Really?
Instead of: You've got to be sh---ing me.

6. Try saying: Perhaps you should check with...
Instead of: Tell someone who gives a sh--.

7. Try saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead of: It's not my f---ing fault.

8. Try saying: That's interesting.
Instead of: What the f---?

9. Try saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
Instead of: This sh-- won't work.

10. Try saying: I'll try to schedule that.
Instead of: Why the f--- didn't you tell me sooner?

11. Try saying: He's not familiar with the issues.
Instead of: He's got his head up his a--.

12. Try saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead of: Eat sh-- and die.

13. Try saying: So you weren't happy with it?
Instead of: Kiss my a--.

14. Try saying: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
Instead of: F--- it, I'm on salary.

15. Try saying: I don't think you understand.
Instead of: Shove it up your a--.

16. Try saying: I love a challenge.
Instead of: This f---ing job sucks.

17. Try saying: You want me to take care of that?
Instead of: Who the f--- died and made you boss?

18. Try saying: He's somewhat insensitive.
Instead of: He's a pr-ck.

Thank you,

Human Resources

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#310513 - 11/13/08 10:38 PM Re: Cursing at Work [Re: shuffles]
Leah-Ann Offline
good grief - I don't have time to memorize all these new phrases!!!!! laugh
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#310515 - 11/13/08 10:58 PM Re: Cursing at Work [Re: shuffles]
azbob Offline
Was it a good day at work shuffles?

If I passed that out, most of my crew would say: What the F*** are you giving this to me for! Damn guys never learn!!
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#310527 - 11/14/08 12:10 AM Re: Cursing at Work [Re: azbob]
shuffles Offline
I'm pretty stuck on the old ones myself!
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#310528 - 11/14/08 12:18 AM Re: Cursing at Work [Re: shuffles]
SP Daily Offline
Just call out the appropriate number...

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#310537 - 11/14/08 12:50 AM Re: Cursing at Work [Re: SP Daily]
Islenutt Offline
13!

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#310539 - 11/14/08 01:01 AM Re: Cursing at Work [Re: Islenutt]
SP Daily Offline
15!

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#310540 - 11/14/08 01:02 AM Re: Cursing at Work [Re: SP Daily]
Leah-Ann Offline
11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11 . . .
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#310541 - 11/14/08 01:05 AM Re: Cursing at Work [Re: Leah-Ann]
shuffles Offline
Aw LA, 18!
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#310542 - 11/14/08 01:05 AM Re: Cursing at Work [Re: Leah-Ann]
SP Daily Offline
4.

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