"Hello TSA? This is friendly call with a couple of tips this week;"
"Be on the lookout for an Englishman flying from NYC as he has stuff 'fermenting' in his checked luggage."
"Oh and lookout for a couple flying from MN as I think you may need to check for 'contraband' as well."
"Same goes for a female wearing a cowboy hat out of Texas you may want to frisk her (your welcome DCG) extra because she is suspect."
"And pay no attention to the Memphis couple and that they are carrying 5 bottles of 'Memphis own' bbq sauce and that rather large plaque in their luggage."
"Ok have a good day and make sure that everyone removes their shoes as we all know flip flops are dangerous!"

Don't I wish we had room in our luggage for the sauce! Oh no folks, "Minnesota Nasty" will be cooked up right on the island.

whew, the flight out of SMF dodges a bullet!
good thing, I have enough to worrry about with the handcuffs, whip and turkey baster!

LA you not bringing the funnel? I though we were going to make a beer bong!

Two funnels, which I didn't think would attract too much attention until you piped in!!!!!

you could make Madonna costume and wear 'em...

gee, thanks, jesse - I vote you stick to picking out drinks and I'll wardrobe myself!

Heh, heh

LA just make sure you wash them before you don your costume.

Ssuce Update
After an couple of hours of prep work "Zoe's Hair of the Dog" has now been bubbling away for over an hour, Our apartment is stsrting to smell like "Brother Jimmy's BBQ Restaurant" a few blocks away from us.
Another couple of hours to reduce down and it should be done....wish I had some Ribs to go with it!!
I have all my normal excuses planned for Belize customs..including my dog is on a special liquid diet, they won't realize that the dog is not coming with us on this trip!!