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#317886 - 01/09/09 11:04 PM Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign
skippy Offline
The PETA Sea-Kittens Campaign says...

People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.

Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

There's some good eatin on one o' them!

They even worked in a President George W. Bush slam so rabid2dog will love it.
I hope that someday we can put aside our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

#317893 - 01/09/09 11:23 PM Re: Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign [Re: skippy]
Bill Mc Ghee Offline
Never Use money to measure wealth

#317896 - 01/09/09 11:41 PM Re: Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign [Re: Bill Mc Ghee]
skippy Offline
That's right, Winking Tabbies Catch Brown Fairies. Well said.

And now, for your reading pleasure,...

PeTA's Top Ten Rejected New Names for Fish!

10. "Marine gerbils"

9. "Fish of Color"

8. "Aquatic Chipmunks"

7. "Honorary Maritime Palestinians"

6. "Ocean-Based Independent Book and Record Store Owners, Who Desperately Need Our Help to Stay Viable Given the Predatory Corporate Media Distribution Regime and Also, Given Large Predatory Commercial Fishing Nets"

5. "Undocumented Dolphins"

4. "Aquabunnies"

3. "Ichthysexuals"

2. "Sea Vaginas"

and the Number One Rejected New PeTA Name for Fish...

1. Plucky Little "Obamanauts"

Peter's gotta love #7.
I hope that someday we can put aside our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

#317897 - 01/09/09 11:48 PM Re: Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign [Re: skippy]
Don Greife Offline
Follow the MONEY.
See if you can find PETA's tax statement on line.
I'll be happy to discuss my avatar with anyone who knows what it is.

#317902 - 01/10/09 12:53 AM Re: Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign [Re: Don Greife]
pugwash Offline
They have a ridiculous looking mascot called "Gill, the Fish'

He did not do well standing on a street corner in Montana in the middle of hunting season with his placard!

I wish PETAS spokesbabe wasn't so cute though: sometimes I find myself listening just in case she purrs "O Pug, you are the one I've been waiting for", but luckily have always managed to free myself from her evil spell smile
It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......

#317923 - 01/10/09 02:05 AM Re: Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign [Re: skippy]
H20dog Offline
Skippy- seek psychiatric help immediately smile

#318381 - 01/13/09 05:19 PM Re: Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign [Re: skippy]
Lucy44 Offline

Heeeeeere... KITTY KITTY...
"Travel is fatal to bigotry, racism and narrow mindedness" — Mark Twain

#318404 - 01/13/09 07:17 PM Re: Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign [Re: Lucy44]
azbob Offline
Nice Kitty, Nice Kitty!

What do you call a Great White??????????????

"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO

#318405 - 01/13/09 07:19 PM Re: Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign [Re: azbob]
Ernie B Offline
A Great White what ?
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.

#318406 - 01/13/09 07:24 PM Re: Good News! PETA and the Sea-Kittens Campaign [Re: Ernie B]
azbob Offline
No Ernie, not me laying on the beach! Ugly!
dat be a GW Shark! I'm sure no one will call that little guy a "Sea Kitten"!
"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO

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