A rhetorical question or an offer?
I still have a sheet of Mr Wizzard from the 70s, but I'm worried it may all have concentrated in whichever little corner I choose to nibble off
Mr. Wizard was some science guy on TV back in the day. Don't you mean Mr. Natural blotter, circa 73, 1/2 inch square, eight way?

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