It's A JOKE!!!

darin111 - everybody is just goofing around. No you don't have to carry pepper spray or a machete to be safe. If you live in the bush (on your ranch) you might want to carry a machete for the purpose of chopping bushes and protecting yourself from a snake. Snakes don't stalk you but if you startle one you could be in for a shock.

In most cases as long as you are wise, don't go to strange places after dark, alone, while you are drunk - you will probably be quite fine.

If you live on a ranch you should certainly consider having a shotgun and let people know you have it and know how to use it. Indeed there are some bad guys out there that might consider robbing or burglarizing your house.

Belize is Utopia to some - but the reality is that Belize has crime. The better you protect yourself, using common sense and being courteous to your fellow man, the less likely you will be to end up as a target.

Don't flash around a bunch of money. If you have a big work crew for construction and such pay them with cheques - not cash.
Don't be too generous until you have figured out who your friends are. Remember in Belize when folks ask for a loan or an advance 9 times out of 10 you will not be repaid.

Belize is an adventure and it works out for some and not for others. Never burn your bridges where you came from in case you decide to return.

Good luck and tell us about your journey.

Forget about the super sling shot with the ball bearings! I go into Belize City 3 or 4 times a week....sometimes at night, and carry a well concealed snub-nose 38. If some one wants to try robbing me.....pulling a knife or machete on me....is not going to do the job...if ya get my drift. Same protection while i'm on my boat. There are too many "low-lifes" sculking around Belize city after the sun goes down. Tenga el cuidado y esté seguro!
Salud