I was born May 2, 1903 which means I will be 107 in May.

You are 9 yrs older than my father. Congrats

Thanks, 9? I thought it was more like 11. By the way did you know I dated your Mom in high school?

That was way back when you could still sing...

Ya, she told me she had a thing about perverts.

Yep that was her pet name for me; Lil'Perv!

I am really impressed that you can type let alone read. You must have led a very healthy lifestyle, opposed to me. We should close this little banter because its not in the correct forum.

I would agree champion, consider it closed; However it is kind of funny. Especially the part about me living a healthy lifestyle.

Come on you guys - you are the kings of joking - please post some belly busters!

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp.

'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender.

'Michael O'Connor and me had a fight,' says Paddy.

'That little O'Connor,' says Sean, 'He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.'

'That he did,' says Paddy, 'a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.'

'Well,' says Sean, 'you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?'

That I did,' said Paddy, 'Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was; but useless in a fight.'